Unless...it’s Rosemary’s baby. In which case,

Ummm, yeah. So what is to be done with the dude who is actively destroying the family? Oh, nothing? Christ.

THIS IS CHILD ABUSE. This is true, honest-to-god, institutionalized child abuse. Holy god. Read these papers about how this young kid was actively and continually mentally bullied and brainwashed from an early age and see if your head doesn’t explode.

You seem like a mellow, grounded, realistic parent. Good on ya. Never forget the good you are doing not just for your kid, but for the world.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Christ. Let us not discuss anything related to human body at all, then, particularly the brain, which everyone knows is the largest and most important erogenous zone. Can’t have the kids discussing such sexy topics!

Ladies, goddamnit, do NOT put your hands anywhere near your middle unless you want everyone to assume you are gestating.

I had the same reaction. A boyfriend took me to a range, thinking that it would help me get over my fear of firearms, but I actually got worse and worse the longer we were there, until I was flinching at each gunshot. I almost had a panic attack and had to leave.

This is all I can think of...why are his pants always so high up on his body?

Soooo...perjury? Contempt of Congress? Anything? Bueller? Is this thing on?

Yeah did it strike anyone else as weird when he referred to women as “coeds”? I was like, shouldn't the dudes be called the coeds now that more women are matriculating?

What is this from? It’s hypnotic. Like, she appears to be hypnotized.

“skate coming out of the womb” - one of the weirder things we found stuck in our vaginas this year

Watching some of those models try to keep their model-ey bitch faces on while wearing those hilarious, joyous ensembles was great. Like, smile dude. You’re wearing head-to-toe sequins.

I think what lost it was the 14-inch rise on those pants.

She looks like she just arrived there in a zoom-ey blur, cartoon-style, and her hair is catching up.

Seen it.

See JANE objectified!

That really stuck out to me too. Like, honest to God, how complicated can the structure of this fancy toilet paper be?

Got it. Sorry, my humor detector is malfunctioning. :-)

I feel you man. But also, there’s really not all that much you can do, first-aid-wise, for a bullet in the brain, especially these armor-piercing copkilling bullets that most people feel the need to own these days. I used to work in the morgue. You would not BELIEVE what a bullet does to a cranium, especially a…