mindwipe
Mindwipe
mindwipe

Listen up people. NO ONE should drop out until every primary and caucus is done. The democratic contenders might realise it but they’re not just debaters. They’re actually warriors. No one wants to see them do some maths and calculate whether they need to continue or tap out. As Deontay Wilder said “we want to see you

Trump should open every cell in Attica and send them to Africa.

Bernie’s battalion of abusive bros.  Really Mike?  And what do you do every week to people who disagree with you?  You say you respect women but then you're the first to call one a bitch if she happens to be pro-life.  Maybe you see so much of yourself in the Bernie bros and that's why you dislike them.

Bloomberg has that Scrooge McDuff paper so he can probably buy the Presidency. Hey, as long as it’s not Trump for another 4 years right?

People really think that by voting for any Democrat things will go back to the way things were.  But deep down we all know this isn't true.  There's no going back.  Trump has changed things...for the worse.

The Iowa Caucus fiasco was a bad omen for the Democrats.  I’m not happy about this but right now, to paraphrase Ludacris, Trump is winning like Charlie Sheen.

Wait a minute Damon.  You're calling Snoop a sellout?  Seriously. YOU!?

Cynthia over ADOS punks any day of the week.

Come on let's be real.  We're all here because NOBODY likes us either. 

Just admit it. You’re one of those punks that went to the UK and got dissed by some Black Brits. They actually dissed you because you were a punk, not because you were American. Then you did what all punks do: you went home and claimed that all Black Brits hate African Americans. Now you’re trying to use an old tweet

You've got to stick up for your African American people.  I respect that.  But I've got to speak up for my Black British comrades too.  So...Fuck you.

One she does is that she keeps it different and far from yours.

Rice used to work for the White House so you know she can get gangsta when she has to. This is now officially beef.

I have heard that she gets love where a lot of white folks are scared to come.

Now we know what Jay meant when he said we gotta get past the kneeling.  He meant we gotta get to sitting.  Maybe we were too hard on him.

Well I’m doubly screwed because even though I'm British I’m as BLACK as they come. To paraphrase Styles P “ my dad came from Peckham, my mum came from Nigeria. I’m more nigga if you know what I mean”.

I’m sure there are several white supremacists in the military but I take comfort in the fact that there are also many black guerrillas and gangbangers in the military ready to bust their guns. Tell the Nazi punks to come bring it!

So it won’t be coming back again like the Sinbad sitcom.

You’re not exactly squeaky clean yourself Zack.  You do realise that one day the internet will judge you by the same measure. When that day comes and it WILL, don’t expect any forgiveness or sympathy from Twitter.

That’s the problem with being self righteous: no one’s perfect. Speaking of which you do know one day you'll be called out for being hypocritical right?