If Nintendo weren’t massive cunts and I could rely on being able to buy one at the retail price, I might have been excited.

The best horse controls I’ve experienced. Argo feels alive, not like some vehicle with horse skin.

You’re the real monster.

There’s extra footage where they play through the same segment but it’s snowing and the player does some different things.

When Horizon was shown I didn’t expect Guerilla games to be able to make something people were so ecstatic about.

You should just buy a shark card, they’re so inexpen...sorry, they’re so inex...nope I can’t do it!

Take two are going to hurt rock stars reputation badly. They’ve recently begun competing for the biggest assholes in the industry award and, obviously that effects their games.

...so anyway, I’m just pummeling your anus. I mean, it’s prolapse city, and your anus is the mayor. So I’m just pounding it when your dad reaches down and begins tickling my hairy kumquats.

Again you steamrolled past my points, claiming things you wouldn’t if you bothered to read and understand them in the first place. Evolve deserved to be shit on because of certain design decisions that made it harder for players to find how good it could be.

We were going to go with your plan but then we realized, while communicating with you, that there’s enough shit in this world.

We’re you part of the development team? You’re taking this very personal. I think between the two of us, you are the one making no attempt to understand the others point since your love for the game won’t let you.

Holy bias batman. Do you think you could manage to write your next piece not crammed full of your personal opinions and feelings toward the person it’s based around?

I don’t know why you think people are making a choice. When you live with other people you can’t just take over the room with your router and play games for the next few hours.

Tell me about it. My connection sucks even wired up.

You’re going in circles. The explanation of “you just don’t get it” can’t keep being used.

Political views? That I despise Trump? I just dislike bad human beings, hence my ripping you a new asshole. I also despise Hillary. Confused? That’s probably all the big words I’ve used.

A lot of men hate toward the end there. Strange when senator Susan Collins was part of Trumps defense.

Whether intentional or not, they’re bad design decisions created because of the shortcomings of the A.I.

And now I’m picturing that same grey diarrhea being injected into Donald Trumps anus and you being forced to suck it out through a straw that was soaked in donkey piss.

Affleck. Ben.