Three things;

And sometimes I think, “But who would buy this PR bullshit?”

It’s very strange that people are apologetic for not being happy with any part of the game. It’s ok, that’s allowed.

But that’s all gay and stuff.

People, game journalists especially, need to start calling Rockstar on their shit or this new prioritization of making money over producing a quality online experience will bleed into their other games. Up next, Red Dead.

Meh, I’ve seen bigger...

Comment from Sony;

First off, and I can say this about 95% of SNL’s cast, I never found him funny to begin with.

Uh oh...someone’s asking questions to which we have no answers. Eliminate StayThirsty.

Didn’t you see the sign motherfucker? It says no logic allowed. Sheeeeeeeeit.

Because when you bake a shit pie, no one should be complaining about the crust.

Ok what’s going on? Are you guys being forced to put out a certain amount of pieces on the switch a week and you were coming up short?

Buy some stocks in Nintendo did we?

I’m sure that’s true. I was thinking of Robin Williams while I wrote that. Just seems a little less sad if there’s a bad guy to point at and punish.

Nintendo die hard? Because logic and facts aren’t working on you.

And the award for biggest cunts in the industry goes to....Activision!

Can’t help but hope whoever’s investigating it does a good job. Finding the first female Muslim judge and first black woman on the New York state of appeals dead should raise eyebrows high into the air.

Wait, so should I stop doing it or not?

Oh dear.

Have you ever seen an article on the release of monopoly on the other consoles?