Administrative leave...from Subway?  

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

That was dope, but can we get the ID to that song?

This guy is more Robin Hood than Hamburgler. $75 per tail is outrageous.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

big deal my phillies signed a coach who suntans his balls

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

With all the crap filler articles on LH, here comes a writer who wants to talk about actual lifehacks and you lambaste the guy?

You know those Hungry Man frozen meals? The ones with a Corn Quadrant? Pop one of those bad boys in the microwave, then dip your finger in the corn juice and put a dab behind each ear.

Why would I eat the rich when I have an AlmightyHamSandwich right here?

I can’t wait for him to develop a stutter in December.

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

I think he is really good on TV. I’m surprised.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

I agree that Secret of the Incas was a huge inspiration for Raiders of the Lost Ark. But doesn’t she get the timeline for Greatest Show and Incas completely wrong? Greatest Show was two years before Incas. So, Heston couldn’t have “later worn the same gear on Greatest Show” if Greatest Show came two years before Inca.…

But there are records. Loads of records. Diaries, especially. That's why there's records of basic chanting while working, because people wrote down what they'd been doing.