I want to see someone take the old Bond scripts and re-film them completely gender bent. Rachel Weisz as Jane Bond in Goldfinger, meeting Felicia Leiter by the pool and smacking Zac Efron on the ass, telling the young eye-candy to skedaddle while they have “woman talk.”

It’s a good save, Brent

The worst part is the smug amused look on his face. Like Melania has her thumb up his ass.

I want to deglove his face.

Lizard-lips :(

I’m surprised more people aren’t complaining because she has the charisma and talent of wet cardboard.

Not as far as I know. I was describing the end of Dee's pregnancy for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

She’s a surrogate for a transwoman and her new husband who can’t have kids. After she delivers, she'll just leaves and goes for a beer. Or maybe to hang out in a sewer.

Jessica's parents were scientists experimenting with spider genes. She got exposed while in utero to an experiment. So she does have spider garbage in her.

Absolutely brutal. Bravo, sir.

I’m glad to be done with old man Steve too. It could have been interesting, but none of the writers seemed to do anything with it. He was just Captain America who wouldn’t fight. Except sometimes he would, but he’d use a cane or armor.

I’m howling mad there’s no Sealab on this list, fignuts.

It's like the Kix tagline used to say "Jeffrey tested, Ina approved."