Mine was Ninja Scroll. My mom never looked twice at it, as it was a cartoon. She never watched it either. And still doesn't know to this day. So please, don't tell my mom.

Can we include "Mom and Dad Save the World"?

Just, economy of storytelling, you know? That seems the overall biggest sin of this season.

I was talking more about Arianne Martell, but sure.

Was thinking more Arianne and politics.

Yes, but that would make *sense.* We can't have nice things like that.

Because obviously there is more nudity in the latter than the former. Or something. Girl Power!

Well, it's an *adaptation*

Well, it's not like she can do anything clever like poisoning a coin upon which a character will bite out of habit and then…

Hey, what can I say? As presented in the show, he didn't exactly give consent, and we all know how I feel about rape.

Good point. She had a lot of Aerys like crazy going on.

The hot mess that is Dorne in the show has left me speechless. I'd put out two pages in a single comment. I can't do that so soon after last week.

In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

Now you know how I feel!

Look what they did to Dorne. It's nearly the same.

/lights a candle in the window of a tower, waits for rescue

Tywin mentions it briefly to Oberyn in the show; in the books/canon, Dorne have very bad coasts, and only two major, narrow entryways into Dorne itself, with the Red Mountains as a natural border.

No king, no god, no realm for Stannis!

Which is a damn shame because Dorne is awesome for so many reasons, and the narrative from the books is refreshingly different and we could have had such…

This. ALL of this.