This is one of the most well done scenes in movie history.

If people ask you weird question about sex, why not have some fun with it and make shit up? Like, "the weirdest place I've ever had sex was in the back of a Winnebago in a bathtub full of jello while dressed like Chewbacca."

Eh, it's Maine. It's more likely drug related!

Well, I see the new Kinja's working perfectly ...

Between Matthew Lewis and Nicholas Hoult, my advice to Tweens everywhere is to grab the guy with the bowl haircut and the chipmunk cheeks! You'll thank me in five years!

I always thought Jezebel was missing something, and it turns out that something was the unique combination of homerotic gifs and The Crucible references.

Near as I can tell, rapists mainly consider rape to be something other people do.

I call my penchant for burglary "non-consensual interior decorating."

Whew, this is just about sexual abuse and the NFL. I thought there was a real problem, like maybe he was openly gay or something...

Also, guys, it's not murder, it's just intentional death inflicted on one person by another. NBD

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that name.

I wish I would live in your world where all women and men are equal and men think Victoria's Secret models are disgusting

Also, basing a society on what constitutes boner bait has yet to work out well.

Yes, Lily- all men EVERYWHERE are into meatier women. Not a single man ever has been into thin women. Or heavy women. Or those with athletic builds.

Maybe it's some kind of elaborate revenge on Katy Perry? She swipes the "raunchy pinup girl" thing from Lily Allen, Lily Allen swipes her dumbshit misunderstanding of feminism and gender in general?

What's the man version of feminism?

MAN WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS

They also observed that people with higher IQs were typically funnier

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't even begin to understand the mental leap from "she rejected me" to "I must throw acid in her face".