I love the cluelessness inherent in a Texan telling a New Yorker that he can’t play Springsteen. Springsteen is from Northern New Jersey. His hometown is considered a suburb of New York City. I think it’s safe to say Springsteen has “New York values”.

Just putting this out there: if private servers aren’t legal, they should be. This isn’t giving anyone a free copy of the game, or free access to a service they don’t have the rights to. This is just offering an alternative service in the same way that a replacement stereo for your Toyota car doesn’t have to be made…

I usually sit, but on some toilets the bowl/opening is small enough that if I leaned far enough forward to do it sitting down my junk would touch the inside of the bowl which is GROSS. So then standing is the only sane option, even if I think it’s objectively worse. I think the standers probably skew heavily male for…

PS2 had a pretty normal architecture
PS3 had a very strange architecture.
PS4 has a normal one.

Xbox 360 had a (pretty) normal one too.
Xbox One also has a normal one (similar to PS4's actually)

It’s hard to emulate a strange thing with a normal thing. It’s also hard to emulate a normal thing with a strange thing.

This is…

Poor Affleck. Playing Batman was probably his biggest dream ever since he was a little kid, and when he finally gets to do it it’s in this total trainwreck. Glad for him though that the critics seem to have really liked his performance even if the script was a deadend.

It did phenomenally internationally and they greenlit a sequel, so don’t worry. It just didn’t do all that great domestically.

As far as I can tell, Sony really screwed these guys over and it annoys me. They twisted their arms into making a GT clone because the new GT wasn’t going to be ready in time for the PS4 unveiling, and then once they had a tech demo for the PS4 unveiling Sony pretty obviously stopped caring about them and sent their…

Definitely worth playing. Especially since Diablo III evolved very far away from the original concept into being less of a straight sequel to Diablo II and more like an entirely new riff on the genre.

There are now a bunch of games that were inspired by Diablo II that arguably play better (the Torchlight series for…

I feel really sorry for the people at the Unicode Consortium. Until emojis they had a real job.

I would argue that anyone not explicitly cis-gender and straight is made at least partially vulnerable by their sexual/gender identity. So I don’t think those two things you list are different.

The United States can barely even REGULATE FIREARMS, how are they supposed to BAN DRIVING in 20 years???

I will categorically not buy a Halo game without splitscreen. If you want me to buy your videogame 343, put splitscreen in it.

That’s a misguided comparison for a bunch of reasons, a lot of which other folks have already brought up, but let me add two:

1) iOS is on a WAY faster update cycle.
2) Switching to Windows 7 wasn’t obligatory the way keeping up with iOS updates is. MS supports old OS versions with security patches years and years after…

Hormonally that’s actually not far off. True story!

“Genuine question: Was it ever supposed to? Is this how men think it ought to work?”

Well as far as I know to the contrary this is genuinely how some men work, so I forgive them for wanting to check.

I dunno man, all politicians are rich. Being a politician pays well in and of itself, and being a former politician pays hilariously well if you’re clever about what gigs you do.

Moreover just becoming a politician is pretty hard to pull off if you don’t have some hefty savings to fall back on to get you through the…

Not everyone agrees that the Wii U version is superior. A lot of people still think melee is superior as a fighting game.

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Both. Although I assume, like most things, it varies by the dick.