You can get a CPO fully loaded Honda Fit for the same price.... but alas some people will always want to buy new no matter how bad their financial situation is...

I am feeling lazy today,

So does age.

Moroun spent the ‘90s buying up cheap riverfront properties on both sides of the border with the stated intention of building a second span

That seems to be a typo. If you look at the linked article, it states the size of the loan was $30 Million.

They hired management from GM?

But that Mazda red. Hnnnng....

all this survey means is for the most part, Dodge buyers don’t see many assembly defects when they get the car and don’t need any unscheduled repair in the first three months of ownership. All it really indicates is that the cars are being put together right at the factory.

This is an absolutely MASSIVE improvement.

So this is an extremely rushed photoshop job, but here’s what it could have looked like with a smaller grille. I literally grafted on the grille/middle bumper from the previous 4 Series lol.

No, I’m sorry, but no. It doesn’t. It looks like a Chinese knockoff of a car from Grand Theft Auto. 

It’s not accurate to attribute the ridiculous actions of a small few to the overwhelming majority of people who just had their lives upended and don’t remotely fall into that category.

We do. Available turbo, a wagon, not-shit quality, comfortable a.f., available awd, no pretense, and polarizing styling. It’s pretty goddamn jalop.

06. 140k. $8k near Seattle.

Not related to the article, but according to Kinja Support they deployed some changes to the comment section last Friday. They seem to be showing up for me now, how about you guys?

What is the gestation period of an octovalve?

Yes, the weirdness of this site is what makes it worth coming back to every day. As for the Kinja mess, I know your role is limited to Jalopnik but whatever is going on with comments not opening right away is frustrating and needs fixed.