In other words, imagine the 35 absolutely outraged thinkpieces this website would post if Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran or Sam Smith had stood up at their concerts last week and yelled, “I love you Lizzo!”

Every time I read an article that quotes her, I first think, “Well, she’s pretty young, isn’t she? She’ll probably mature a little and think differently. What is she, like twenty-two, twenty-three, something like that?” And then I head over to Wikipedia to be reminded that, no, she’s actually thirty-five.

Agreed. Very stylish writing.

To be honest, I didn’t know I was that pedantic until I wrote that response. The more we learn about ourselves.

Can you imagine being this angry all the time? Imagine hating a bunch of women soccer players, who you’ve never met, and who are representing our country. Then they lose, and you say it brings you joy, but you seem even angrier. Then immediately move onto the next thing that makes you angry. Like it never stops. It…

Americans cheering against the people representing the U.S. abroad is... patriotic? And paying a British guy to talk shit about Americans is also patriotic?

Imagine being stupid enough to follow a man who believes sports outcomes are directly tied to who is in office currently? 

Nothing screams patriotism like rooting against your national team!

“Woke equals failure”

It was a total of $55 million to the entire crew.

“I never said you weren’t beautiful and I never said I didn’t love you… But I always said I would be honest with you and your face was changing so I told you it was,” Safyari wrote. He continued, “You gained 35 pounds obviously you gained weight and your face changes? Should I just pretend it didn’t happen and that…

Disney executive #1: “Here’s this $50 million, straight-to-streaming kids movie about astronauts. It releases on Disney+ in a couple of months.”

most of the celebrities you listed aren’t even american so why should they care about your national holiday?

Good point! If she doesn’t make your personal dick hard, she definitely deserves to be bullied for aging or gaining weight. 

i prefer people to be real and just straight up call someone a piece of shit if that’s what they’re being. cosmetic surgeons are constantly doing this online to famous people and they’re so often wrong. i guess that’s the influencer part, they know they’re full of shit but that idiots will buy what they’re saying.

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I mean, it seems to be established that the shooter stole the iPad, twice? The neighbor took it from the field after the children fled her verbal aggression. Then, after striking one of the kids with the device and cracking the screen when they tried to retrieve it, she took possession again. At least arrest her for…

Black, Arab, AND gay (sorry... “battling same-sex attraction”) conservative!

I think Kylie writes from the heart and lets the editor fact check. (There's no editor at Jezebel.)

MRA invasion in these comments 

We are finally reaching the point where people realize “hustle culture” is a losers game and that it isn’t worth it a lot of the time, and that it’s fine to admit so publicly.

Also finally at the point where folks are more open and honest about what it really is like to be working with “A-list” talent and that it…