Wishing her all the best on her recovery.

... I hit a dog with my car. And it died. (So, that’s the kind of story this is going to be. Sorry.)

Devastated that these kids had to break up for me to be introduced to this incredible couple name. I could have been calling them Grandson all along??

No, he actually has been doing stand up since he was a kid, so he is, by definition, a comedian. I actually much prefer his stand up to his stuff on SNL. Would definitely not date him though.

This weekend, I cleaned my feelings. Went through and recycled bag after bag of unneeded junk in a desperate attempt to purge my soul of garbage feelings.

Same, hope it all goes well <3

Thanks. Hope it went well for you.

Thanks! Best of luck with the food poisoning :/

Yep. I am undergoing fertility treatments at the moment (which means a lot of sudden, unexpected doctor appointments depending on what surprises my body has in store THIS month), and am really stressing about everyone else thinking I’m just slacking off or cutting out of work early.

Good luck!

He’s 20 years old. He can fuck whoever he wants.

When I was a kid, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that my parents’ lives (their marriage, careers, friendships) were more important than mine. They had a lot of things going on, and I needed to respect that and understand that there were times I need to go off on my own and not get in the way... and that was fine. I…

My mom had a miscarriage when I was about 5. It was sad for all of us, but soon after, she got pregnant with my now 23-year-old little sister, who is just the most amazing, kindhearted young woman. You never know what life has in store for you, and what blessings are hiding behind your misfortunes. Wishing you all the…

I mean, he literally wrote a song for Nirvana called “I Hate Myself and Want to Die.” His death was tragic, but it wasn’t even remotely unexpected. 

As an Arab American, this is actually the moment I’ll never forgive him for (or, one of the moments, I guess). Hearing him answer “he’s an Arab” with “no, he’s a decent family man” was such a slap in the face. If he wanted to shut down the crazies, he should have told them that being Arab is not a character flaw. It’s…

See, that’s 100% fair. But I’m still torn. I think in most cases, I truly believe that a woman has nothing to gain from levying false accusations against a powerful man— especially when it comes to sexual assault, where history has shown she’s more likely to be punished than rewarded. But, in this case, politics is a…

First reaction: No no no no no noooo...

Thanks for this. I also thought it odd that Splinter would say these aren’t the first accusations against Ellison and then go on to detail the story of HIM getting a restraining order against a woman (with neither of them claiming domestic violence).

DaaAAAAaaad! *eyeroll*

I mean... I’m pretty confused as to why you haven’t asked her why she’s still contacting you. Like, every time your phone rings, your response should be “Why the hell is she calling me again?” And — I know you don’t know me and I’m sorry if this is blunt — but why are you still picking up? You are not best friends.…