Isla Fisher is my trashy comedy queen (re Wedding Crashers and Bachelorette), but Amy Adams in Enchanted (and then Arrival!) has my heart.

“Putin’s literally killing innocents with WMDs on our soil”

Totally forgot he was in that!

The Notebook came out during a streak of movies in which gorgeous, lovable James Marsden is continuously left for another (arguably less worthy) dude.

Dejected ding ding ding.

Ok, now I’m panicking. Jezebel better survive this.

They’ve spent years baselessly accusing Obama of being an affirmative action admit to Harvard — as though that would have been a bad thing, and not evidence that affirmative action was working! How awesome would it be if affirmative action was the reason a black man got the education he deserved and the personal…

Sending some positive editor vibes your way. If we couldn’t always feel your impact on a story, that means you were doing it right. Best of luck <3

You’re in luck. We don’t do that anymore!

No (well, maybe, I don’t know), she is the women from the iconic Balls anthem.

He loves money and flattery. He still hates Muslims, but he doesn’t hate anyone in the world enough to say no to their money and flattery.

Because I refuse to accept the movie as cannon.

She has always been a bit of a clueless asshole, even when she was first speaking up about her own issues.

Yeah, he’s not out there changing the world, but he and his lighthearted dad jokes made these kids’ day, and God knows they really deserved as good a graduation day as possible. He seems to really care about this issue, and is walking the walk. Good on Fallon.

“the radiation was performed on the shoulder of Salah”
That’s an X-ray, for anyone who was wondering. 

Says the one who actually took issue with someone calling murder “the most severe act of abuse.” I don’t know why you are arguing that nothing is worst than domestic violence (as though we need a hierarchy of this) when everyone in this family (or at least two out of three) seems to have been a victim of domestic…

Ok, reasonable response. I still think it’s grasping at straws, but I can see why your mind went there.

You asked a question and I answered. I would never come for someone driven to suicide, but to “take your child with you” is murder. It’s never justified. I mean, she obviously wasn’t in a clear mental space when she made this decision, but I would bet most murderers aren’t, and we still hold them accountable.

The part where you find it hard to believe that a woman would kill her son.

I really don’t understand this need to try to explain away anything bad a woman does. I mean, come on. You would not have said that if we were talking about a father killing his son.