You’re in luck. We don’t do that anymore!

No (well, maybe, I don’t know), she is the women from the iconic Balls anthem.

He loves money and flattery. He still hates Muslims, but he doesn’t hate anyone in the world enough to say no to their money and flattery.

Because I refuse to accept the movie as cannon.

She has always been a bit of a clueless asshole, even when she was first speaking up about her own issues.

Yeah, he’s not out there changing the world, but he and his lighthearted dad jokes made these kids’ day, and God knows they really deserved as good a graduation day as possible. He seems to really care about this issue, and is walking the walk. Good on Fallon.

“the radiation was performed on the shoulder of Salah”
That’s an X-ray, for anyone who was wondering. 

Says the one who actually took issue with someone calling murder “the most severe act of abuse.” I don’t know why you are arguing that nothing is worst than domestic violence (as though we need a hierarchy of this) when everyone in this family (or at least two out of three) seems to have been a victim of domestic…

Ok, reasonable response. I still think it’s grasping at straws, but I can see why your mind went there.

You asked a question and I answered. I would never come for someone driven to suicide, but to “take your child with you” is murder. It’s never justified. I mean, she obviously wasn’t in a clear mental space when she made this decision, but I would bet most murderers aren’t, and we still hold them accountable.

The part where you find it hard to believe that a woman would kill her son.

I really don’t understand this need to try to explain away anything bad a woman does. I mean, come on. You would not have said that if we were talking about a father killing his son.

She threw her own child out of a window. How is that not domestic abuse? What are you even talking about right now?

Is this article being bumped up because of that Dear White People episode?

I saved my little sister from choking when she was four or five and our parents were out. She was sucking on a little piece of hard candy and accidentally swallowed it too soon. I just started smacking her back as hard as I could, shouting “Are you choking??” at her, again and again. The first smack, she glared at me,…

It’ll happen to you too, if you’re lucky.

You say that like it’s a bad thing ;)

I majored in Journalism. And no, I have not become a world-famous international corespondent as planned. I have done several things tangentially related to my major, none of which I really would have seen myself doing as a teenager. My current job is not particularly meaningful to me, but on the upside, it is also…

Oh no, Chris Brown wakes up as Lil Dicky, who throws it in there like it’s NOTHING.

Meanwhile, in reality, Israel has already attacked Syria.