"well most of the time I'm a peaceful man but I lost my temper that day
when a bee flew into
the Nesbitt's lime soda
and we had to throw it awaayyyy"
-Negativland, "Nesbitt's Lime Soda"

there was still a banana! potassium!

and now Bobby hates gumdrops forever.

and Betty doesn't know that Bobby saved her seat for her. she thinks giving her sandwich away means she is unloved; she doesn't know how much Bobby values her.

Ted: "I wanted this so much, but I have a family. The world out there…I have to hold onto them, or I'll get lost in the Chaoughs."

RAW would be the *best* drug buddy.

are these socks dry-clean only?

OHLZHAUN

this has actually helped me see the recent ending of a friendship in a less painful light

"Telegraphed Slatterass…you're my main man!"

"Telegraphed Slatterass…you're my main man!"

Don should have learned from his peel-out at Howard Johnsons that splitting in silence does not accurately express his intent.

Don should have learned from his peel-out at Howard Johnsons that splitting in silence does not accurately express his intent.

jesu, that's perfect

jesu, that's perfect

he's maybe loyal to his icy blonde?

he's maybe loyal to his icy blonde?

"He's rogering the fishwife!"

brothel sex with a prostitute is preferable

naaaaaah