Hah, living in 382 square feet, I object to your characterization of 1324 sq ft as “tiny.” If you have room for an electric kettle AND a toaster, you’re living grand. 

I thought the deal was that they were going to move into that apartment sometime in the future, but the Queen’s cousin hasn’t been kicked out quite yet?

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

Well it wouldn’t be a huge stretch that paparazzi were staking out his house given that he was seen with a 22 year old playboy model and paying for beer (when he’s a known alcoholic) a few days prior to the intervention. At the same time I’m not saying Garner may not have informed the paparazzi as Hollywood is dirty. 

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

My nephew worked with her prior​ to the filing for divorce and continues to do so. Jennifer is the real deal-just as genuinely nice and compassionate on and off screen and in both public and private. Always on time and professional. What you see is what is real and she’s​a lot of fun as well

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

If I had $400 mil I would wear a t-shirt, cargo shorts and brand new socks every day because at that point you can judge me but you can’t hurt me and any gate-keepers would bend over backwards just to sniff at my money.

My mother helped my father’s second wife nurse him on his deathbed (the second wife was devastated—the cancer diagnosis came on the heels of their nuptials). My mother did so because she had compassion for the father of her children, not because she was a doormat or a patsy.

They have 3 kids together and she seems like a type of person that wants her kids’ father to be a healthy part of their lives.  She’s never going to quit Ben.

I don’t think Argento looks good here (based on the original accusations and her own public statements), but I’m not going to condemn her on the basis of unverified, anonymous text messages until there’s stronger proof that she actually sent them. Screenshots of text messages are not reliable evidence at all.

I’m sorry, but the coverage here on this continues to be with ridiculous kid gloves. The highlights of the purported texts from that website I won’t link show a pattern we’ve seen a few times before:

But the thing is she *did* go away for a while. She just sucks as a person.

Because being “preachy” and supporting child molesters are morally equivalent?

Yeah I don’t think a column called “Dirt Bag” is the appropriate place to discuss Tran’s op-ed at all.

You guys don’t think Tran’s op-ed deserved its own article? Seems a little diminishing to stick it in amongst Pete Davidson pics. Not to mention making us look at pics of Pete Davidson, someone I never wanted to see that up close.

My guess, someone much higher up forced him to use her in the film. He was hoping that, by insulting her, he could bully her into pulling out of the project. He seriously underestimated Cher.

AND NEARLY A DECADE YOUNGER THAN NICHOLSON, THE DINGLEBERRY.

And you know this how?

I will never understand how Ben could go from Jennifer Garner to anyone else.  She’s a classic beauty and based on what little I do see, she seems to have a great sense of humor and she seems like a kind, caring human being.  Anything else is a downgrade Ben.