I admit to feeling sorry for most of the women I know named Karen. 

I suppose if you enjoyed Emily in Paris you'd watch this.

I wouldn’t piss on Indiana if it was on fire.

Who the hell cares? I can’t imagine ever watching this show, with or without the one who is known only for who her male relatives are.

Even his lawyer hates him.

I’m white and I can’t even.  

If he's changed his mind about wanting to be a Senator he could stop wasting everyone's time and just pull out of the race.

You're a disgusting excuse for a human being.

Starbucks made me realize I don't really like coffee.

I won't be watching Hulu then.

What happens when the hospital has no one on staff who has been trained to do an abortion?

Universal Life Ministries

You just reminded me I’m an ordained minister. I forget the name of the denomination, but John Waters is a fellow minister. Edit—I just googled, it’s Universal Life.

I have no idea why people out themselves through this shit. 

This is the middle of nowhere in Maine. Have these people even seen a person of color ever? I mean in real life.

There's also a daughter.

With Ted Cruz

I hope his life is long and miserable.

Boohoohoo, you psychopath. I hope you live  to be 100 and are miserable the entire time.

I bet Rand Paul can't wait to hear all about it. I bet it gives him a stiffie.