My library has sold old books to television producers to use as set decor. They buy them by the foot too.

Who?

Maybe these kits let women in Texas know we haven't forgotten them and we're working on it. Yeah it's tape on a leaky pipe. But you do that while you figure out how to actually fix it.

I do have a Masters in Library Science and I can’t do this. My books aren’t in Dewey or LC order but fiction is with fiction and nonfiction is generally shelved by subject.

The people at Fox News aren’t stupid. They know exactly what they’re doing. The stupid people involved there are the viewers.

I take back every nice thing I said about his time hosting Jeopardy. 

The software package Chicago Public uses allows users to see their own borrowing history. I turned that "feature" off.

As a librarian I hope my colleagues are hitting him with a large stick. 

This is a person who has never gotten any.

People should cry when they read Beloved. 

The retired history teacher should learn English rules of capitalization. And the jack ass who thinks the worst thing he can call a man is some rude words for women is hiding something he doesn’t want to know about himself.

Librarian here. The best way to get a teenager to read a specific book is to tell them they can't read that book.

So we just let it go?

Why say anything at all? Unless he wants a Republican to win. I’m which case he should resign from the Democratic Party.

Straight women in Texas should stop having sex with men until this law is repealed.

1. Fuck her.

No

The Chicago Wahlburger came and went very quickly. I think there’s a few scattered around Illinois though. 

Why did anyone think anyone wants to see this movie anyway? 

I’m old, and back in the day we really were taught Columbus discovered the U.S. by missing the entire continent and finding an island which he thought was India. I’m not sure now why this made sense to anyone.