I guess old Tucks is talking about me being a “legacy American.” What a stupid concept. Anyway, if I can pick my own replacement , I choose my friend Mary’s stepson. He’s half Filipino/half white. He’s a sweet kid. I think he’s acted out a bit with her, but I m sure he’s just figuring out how his new family…

Can You Ever Forgive Me is good.

“I’m sorry if you were offended” is bullshit and not an apology. Try harder.

Am I supposed to know who this person is?

So why did he wrote a program to convert QuickBooks input to something else, and why didn't he write instructions? I have a n entire manual listing what I do at work and how I do it and I don't even handle financial stuff. I just want people to know stuff that only I know if I get hit by a bus or win the lottery or…

I will probably skip this but the documentary is really good.

Tucks is terrified of Black people. He'll interview her if she's not in the same room with him, only that will look too much like he's sticking to pandemic protocol.

I use Bisquick and sour cream. You do have to add just a little water to get the right consistency.

We could have had less than half the Covid deaths of Trump had done anything right.

S the worst thing you could think of to call Mr. Harriot is part of female anatomy. That’s says a while lot about you that maybe you shouldn’t let others know. I mean not if you ever want to get laid.

To be fair, everyone needs to stop voting for Republicans.

Okay, I was going to say something about how women put up with this kind of nonsense all the time.  But they rarely actual touch the women when they’re explaining to us what we don’t need explained. 

So what is Texas’s plan for all the unwanted children it will have to deal with? I’m guessing they aren’t building orphanages.

The Right has made this everyone's business.

Staples go on a list on my phone and everything else gets bought because it's on sale or I just want it.

The capitalization of common nouns within his sentences is as annoying as his random use of quotation marks.

With a dose of that size I can't believe they expected him to wake up at all.

I’ve been at the beach and told it was closed by a Chicago cop who then walked away. But I'm white.

And broke three weeks later.

I don't know. That would mean he listened to a woman.