Then go away

That makes you an asshole.

I ate haggis once, at the Duke of Perth no less, and it didn’t look like this. It was also dry and tasteless. Did they just look at me, think ‘Welsh tart’ and give me something else?

Except no they don’t.

I think it should be difficult to adopt a child. I think it should be difficult to become a parent the other way too, though I'm unsure how we fix that.

Tr**p has a spiritual advisor?

Except they don't give a flying fuck about life. They just want to punish women for having sex/getting themselves raped. 

It wouldn't occur to Trump that you would have to be a high ranking government official to fire an ambassador.

Holy shit. Barbed wire as a table decoration. And it’s not a White House dinner in honor of Cinco de Mayo.

I hope this young man gets to do whatever he wants but I would have paid someone to be allowed to skip my high school gradur. BORING doesn't begin to Denver sitting through speeches and then being handed a piece of paper.

Starbucks made me realize I don’t like coffee enough to put up with their bullshit.

Unless she’s your wife or your mother it’s still possible.

I’ve also heard “Goaty Street” but most of us do use the German pronunciation. There are a lot more people here with German ancestry than pretty much any other European nationality.

If someone decided to give me a poem star title (Duchess of Sussex? Really?) I would be pissed too. So they move to Vancouver, Ginger gives helicopter tours and Megs does voiceovers for local automobile sales franchises. Life goes on.

I would like to see Sean have an original thought.

No.

Schoolkids everywhere see college graduares. They're called teachers.

Cheapass flags would probably melt before they burn.

I still don't understand what the big deal is. Harry has a slightly better chance of being real royalty than Edward or Anne. It doesn't matter where he lives.

Most white women aren't Republican and Mrs. Clinton won the popular vote.