I don't bother with a tree at all. 

Of course it's a woman's fault.

Pete isn't one of the best of us.

It’s not like he can read.

Oh who cares. She got the husband she deserves.

You have no idea what it’s like to spend all of your waking life dealing with what really is petty bullshit. It really is just petty bullshit, but it’s constant petty bullshit. Sometimes it gets to be too much.

I hope she’s deported once he’s dead/in jail.

Pantomime rape really ought to be punishable.

Nobody loves Sammy Sosa.

They’re talking about you on NPR!!!

I would bet money if he talks in his sleep he's lying then too.

It’s not lying if he believes what he’s saying. It’s stupidity.

You remind me why I won't ever go full socialist. It's the humorlessness.

I’m surprised it’s not one of the Huckabee boys running. Real Good Christians (tm) shouldn't be voting for a mere woman.

I’m 62, single and childfree. Fuck you.

I would pay money to watch Mr. Sykes read the phone book.

He actually got caught after he called a plumbing company to clear out drains that he’d clogged by, uh, flushing human flesh down them as an attempted disposal method.

The victim’s Mom says they used to be friends.

This is where we’re going this year:

They keep strict kosher. And you’re an asshole.