Hahahaha. I would like to believe that also but it's just not true.

Except he and you are leaving out the part about how no one involved wants this to happen.

My father died 6 years ago of a cancer that only guys who do what he did for a living die of. He was in his 80s. I still miss hum.

AAre get the reason Target wants people to drink out of mason jars?

I expect to outlive my mother and my siblings are useless. I have a friend who is a nurse designated to make medical decisions that might need to be made. I have paid for my cremation. The neiblings get any leftover money. I don't think the siblings will even try to fuck things up, but it will be beyond my control at…

Too fat and not blonde enough

I want to see her children removed from her home and placed in foster care.

Didn't he also attempt to kill or cripple all 8 of his own children by giving them measles?

I saw a GrubHub delivery guy on the bus the other day.

If it were DJTJr, or the other one, or Jimmy John Liautaud I’d be cheering too. This was most likely some poor guy just trying to feed his family.  So it’s just sad people like Jr, or the other one, or Liautaud get to pay someone to do shite like this. And all three of them should be fed to lions.

The only one I know of in the city is in a particularly touristy section of River North. So I've never been.

Do not bid on anything at EBTH unless you really want it and are willing to pay more for shipping than what you bid for the piece.

Do not bid on anything at EBTH unless you really want it and are willing to pay more for shipping than what you bid…

Both the child and the dog deserve a better home than this one.

Think think it was Nancy’s ‘talent’ that caused that divorce.

Jimmie John Liautaud shoots endangered species for fun. He also makes employees sign forms that day they won’t leave his employment and go work for anything he considers competition.

I want everyone involved and all the politicians who have commented on this to be banished to a small island in the South Atlantic.

I don't even drink coffee but I keep a jar of instant espresso around to cook with.

My middle name is my father’s first name with a vowel tacked on to make it look like a girl’s name. I just don’t ever use it.

His sisters did.

She looks like  Real Girl.