It kind of looks like Reynolds really really really wants to be George Clooney when he grows up.

Is the tie supposed to match the map? Because close but no cigar.

I like my half bottle of red with my evening meal. I don’t think I want to live to be 109, especially if I have to stay away from men.

Only before you are born.

You sound like you still believe there’s a bottom. There is no bottom.

I do not understand anyone who thinks religion is a good idea, but especially women, and especially women in the more fundamentalist churches. Even if you believe in god(s), why stay in a group that thinks you’re somehow less than human *and* it’s your fault?

I get a box from Imperfect Produce every couple of weeks, but guess what—I decided to join *and* I get to customize my choices for every delivery.

A twice-divorced Mormon ought to make people stop and think.

I bought paczki at the Target at Belmont and Clark. They’re filled with Bavarian cream. Both Target and cream filling seem wrong, but they were delicious.

Why the hell does she think she doesn’t deserve our hatred? She admits to not upholding the civil rights of students while being the fucking Secretary of the Department of Education.

I could see her point if he made *good* movies. He hasn’t down that in a long time.

No she didn’t. Catholic schools pay less than CPS. Had you picked, say, Francis Parker or the Lab School, you might have gotten away with it.

Thinking? Trump?

That’s been a rumor here in Chicago since the assassination.

We should just buy him a big truck to play with.

What are they protecting me from?

Bring a book.

I got the question right on the clue “the only person to have his own Dewey Decimal number” on Jeopardy! in a bar and people threw things at me.

If I had to attend, I’d pick someone I didn’t like to make them attend also. I mean come on, who really wants to be in the room with him?

It’s not a photo. Those are beings who have never existed.