I don’t even pay any attention to these people and as soon as I saw the headline I knew which one it was.

Fuck you too

Just what’s so awful about talking to strangers?

I no longer know who this woman was.

And here I thought it was Dwight Moody and his King James Bible (Revised Standard Edition). So he not only rearranged Bible chapters, he also stole the idea from someone else.

How do you get that box home? I walk to the grocery and I’m old. There’s no way I can walk back carrying a cardboard box full of my groceries.

These people are no longer famous and should only be appearing in the crime section of their local paper.

http://www.prochoiceactionnetwork-canada.org/articles/anti-tales.shtml

Except there’s nothing logical about being anti-abortion and anti-birth control/sex ed at the same time. They’re closing their eyes and pretending sex doesn’t exist.

Trump doesn’t care about abortion. Hell, he probably bankrolled a few.

I don’t know that if I actually believed that shit I’d want to poke God until he raptured everyone. He might leave some people behind because they’re annoying.

Not all of them. I would guess every GOP President after Eisenhower didn’t give a rats ass how many people they killed.

I want Frannie Franken.

I’d like to know why anyone works with Woody Allen, given he hasn’t made a good movie in a quarter of a century.

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This makes me wish there was a god, so I’d know McConnell would one day wake up in hell.

She whined when she didn’t place first. Like, out loud, on the podium.

Christmas shouldn’t be a federal holiday.

Isn’t that fucking Andrew “the only good Indian” fucking Jackson on the wall there?

Nope. Sorry. I’m old and this is all brand new.