Have you seen Vanderpump Rules? Because it is pretty much the Hills if they all worked at SUR and continued banging each other rather than marrying lawyers/pro football players and starting lifestyle blogs.

That’s why I like the pics that Lainey Gossip posts. In red carpet pics, sometimes the celebs look flawless, but then there is usually a facial close up or two where you can see the obscene amount of makeup they are actually wearing, the slight blemishes, and (completely normal) fine lines. It’s not that I am stoked…

See, I love that idea but I use my appliances so much that it would annoy me to constantly take them out and put them away. Like, the coffee maker gets used every day, obviously. So does the toaster. The blender gets used most days for smoothies. The food processor gets used at least twice a week for “chopping”…

Chip is always well over that line for me. He is a giant man-child and it’s not cute.

That is an excellent plan! Even if people could afford to keep most of her furnishings, I still think it looks so sterile. Like I would want to see what she would do with my law books (I paid a bagillion dollars for those things and can’t resell them due to my obsessive highlighting, so yeah, they are on my…

I want to see them do a house incorporating people’s actual stuff. They are excellent stagers, but I want to see a house look that good with people’s personal items (their own photos or special art, their sentimental personal knick knacks, their china or dishes, their countertop appliances, their kids toys, their…

I have been flying to Boston for work a lot lately and I am obsessed with how many outlets they have! It’s fantastic. There are outlets between every waiting area seat.

Wasn’t that insane? I could not believe they left that out. I wanted every second of unseen footage re: that insanity.

It is sort of fascinating how four girls born into the same family and presumably raised in the same way can have four completely different personalities. It really is a testament to the power of different genes.

The worst thing is that she legally changed it to the “ee” from “Ashley.”

My dad and I did “You are the Sunshine of my Life” by Stevie Wonder. I still tear up when I hear it. Kind of a similar vibe to “My Girl.”

She is a little pixie-sized she-devil of torture, but her results are so GOOD! I know people hate her, but her workouts are pretty awesome. I follow her on instagram and am always tempted to join her streaming service, but I cannot figure out when I would fit it in.

I love a pear shaped diamond. They can be very beautiful! My friend (married in 2013) has one and it is stunning.

This. I hate the phrase “tone.” People don’t want to “tone.” There is no such thing as “toning.” What people want to do is burn fat and build muscle. To build muscle you need to challenge your existing muscles, break them down, and feed them properly to repair themselves. To break them down you have to fatigue. To get…

Combined with some serious interval and circuit weight training, this was the BEST my arms have ever looked. I keep meaning to add this back into my routine, but frankly I chicken out at the thought of the burn! I can lift heavy no problem, but man, Tracy kills me.

I could have lived with just the ring and the man. I love my ring SO much. But being married is great, lol. I do wish I could have had the wedding without planning or paying for it. It was the best day of my life but the year leading up to it blew. Luckily, the marriage is awesome.

Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE diamonds.* I love my engagement ring. Sometimes, when I am having a bad day or in a funky mood I just look at it sparkle and remember it’s from someone who loves me more than anything and I feel better. It is not only super pretty, but the meaning behind it gives me the warmest of fuzzies.…

I am the same way. I use a barrier to touch as many communal surfaces as possible. Like I always use a paper towel to open the beverage fridge or microwave at work ... Or at least rewash my hands before leaving the kitchenette. Other people can be gross. I want to avoid their grossness in addition to the myriad…

Did you have a doula with your first? I am interested to hear about that experience. I am very interested in hiring one.

They bug me so much! First, they are not “gender” reveals. They are “sex organ” reveals. Gender is a social construct. The vast majority of us have genders that align with our sex organs, but some of us do not. I doubt your fetus has texted you from the womb to let you know if they are trans or not. Second, they…