I wish I could see his reaction when he gets on Twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for at least a day now.

I was explaining the whole Wiz/Kanye/Amber/Blac Chyna/Rob/Khloe/Kim thing to my wife yesterday and said it seemed like something out of Shakespeare. She responded, “No, because Shakespeare can be followed. This is a Russian novel.”

Someone says this every day, as if it’s a new thought.

And I love reading what you write about them.

but I like writing about them.

Good thing he kept his day jo-

If you don’t like them, I’d suggest you write and complain, or start a blog critiquing covers, or otherwise let magazines know that you don’t subscribe now but might if they change their content.

It’s Friday, so this seems like a good time to indulge myself imagining what could possibly be so wrong with a plain long-sleeved t-shirt that would net it horrible reviews.

Oh god - fuck off with this story already. Move on to real racists with real power.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

What, a girlfriend?

I'm just using a burner cause my normal account is basically my name all over the internet, and this is more for the guys privacy then my own (Cause I've no shame and see no reason to have any)

I'm with you there..... sorry kids but had em teeny and had them big...prefer the latter. Theres just nothing like a dick that fills you up nicely.... sigh... Now I'm horny

I didn't really like P in V till after I had kids. Before that I definitely preferred tongue/hands. I'm sure lots of people including straight women go for tongue over penis. These days, this is my attitude:

I thought this was the type of shit the new comments policy was designed to guard against. I was just reading comments. Then BOOM disney penis, right in my face. I hope you MRAs are proud of yourselves.

I'd cop to being a bitch for my thoughts on this, if I weren't so egalitarian in practice. I've fucked everything from legit micro to frighteningly, requires-days-to-recover large. I'll give any size dick a chance, because I'm an optimist.

The lesbians would like a word with you. Unless you think they don't sex real.

A tongue cannot replace a penis.

I used to be perfectly fine with the idea of sexing up small dicks. Even micropeens (...in theory). They even seemed preferable, since intercourse with bigger guys had generally been painful and frustrating.