I am not voting for Hillary because I refuse to cast a vote for someone because they’re the less revolting of the two choices the major parties are giving us.

please please please, as a moderate, you guys have to come up with a better candidate than this sold out witch.

This story is a black hole of What Is Going On?

She used to post as Fresh Beets, now Three Fifths Compromise.

I havent heard one argument against transracial being “real” that couldn’t be applied to transgendered people.

She’s humorless. Or at least comes off that way. Franco seems like he’s in on the joke at least half the time.

It wasn’t just about having a male kindergarden teacher, it was because he was a macho muscle man. Also funnier because they cast Conan the Barbarian.

#NotAllArtStudentsButJustKiddingNoReallyAllArtStudentsLikeALLOfThem

My apologies, Ms. Sevigny.

i feel the same way. i took an inordinate amount of petty pride at having better seats than her at a nick cave concert once.

She’s like a James Franco you can’t laugh at for some reason.

Because she’s art school given human form.

Um, this is Jezebel. We’re supposed to assume she was a model employee who volunteer-worked with disabled puppies on her days off while supporting three children and Sickly Ol’ Gran on her single paycheck, and the mean old restaurant fired her the very first time she left work early.

nop, sorry, but not the same. Hill is not Devito

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are doing that schtick already, right?

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

The media couldn’t give two shakes about summits like this. (How often do these sort of summit meeting making it on Jezebel alone? Anyone?) But add an A list star and now you have a story. It’s sad but true. And Jolie knows this. If she is anything, she is media savvy. So, good for her for manipulating the media into…

Sorry but I am "Calling out" (ick, that phrase) the overpriveledged, somehow-need-to-stay-in-the-spotlight celeb phonies trying to set agendas like these. But then, who else will the world listen to? I'm retreating into my cave for a while.

Both links are there for me. And thanks! God I love Norm Macdonald.

I’m a semi-retired stay at home dad. I would choose being with my kids over damn near any job out there. It ... just isn’t hard. I wouldn’t even consider it work. Before I retired from CPS, all the household shit had to be done with us both working. THAT was hard. Now that I don’t have a job and commute taking up 12…