No. I wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt, so.

Re: #3 - I hope at least one person used the gun they were given to shoot a hole in the bible they were given.

Since I can’t have a pet in the apartment I leave it in the car. Fluffy does a good job sorting things out. I call it Fluffy because of the small amount of fur that gathers in the corner of his mouth after a trip to the dog park on weekends. You would not think a 10 foot alligator would be comfortable in a Mini Cooper,…

Shhh. Let me set the hook and see where this fish goes.

Sir, it appears your facetiousness detector was not brought in for its last calibration. Please attend to that before expressing further umbrage on the internet.

They should show some trust in the neighbors and just leave the keys in the ignition and the door unlocked. That way anyone trapped by double parking can just move that car without bothering the owner in the middle of the night.

Used to live in Harlem, and this all sounds insane to me.

I used to live in Brooklyn, and never heard of leaving car double parked overnight. You will get ticket and/or towed. As for alternate side parking dance. I saw it, never participated, just hunted for right spot day before, even if it meant a hike to get home

Actually, it wasn’t the disk. It was the used hard drive! This is a real story I promise lmao.

Exactly. It’s not like there’s only 1-3 choices in terms of market availability. If they don’t like Apple they can always go Microsoft or Google. And other ones like um...Microsoft? And uh...[snaps fingers] What’s the other one, OH! Google! And then there’s Microsoft, did I mention that yet? And another that…

more like a quarter win because the only thing the judge ruled was that apple couldn’t block 3rd part payments, Epic lost everything else and Apple can still keep them or anyone else they want out of their App Store/devices if they want.

THIS RIGHT HERE. This all seems like fishing expeditions to find evidence that an initial knee-jerk reaction was correct. Relationships are complicated, and as someone whose marriage was over LONG before the divorce, I know my current relationship’s timeline would look “sus” to an outsider. Also, my ex was…

GTA VI is almost a given...BUT the issue is Rockstar has made and continues to make so much money on Online that development on 6 is still very likely still really in the early stages because of that. In this age, a dev can’t shit in a pot without word getting out even under the tightest lockdown. The main complant is…

At this point it’s clear that the only reason GTA V still exists is to push GTA Online into another generation. 

Man, the writing at Kotaku has really hit a groove lately. Between Renata and John Walker, this is once again becoming my favorite place to just go read cool people wax lyrical about cool shit.

I’m afraid everything here is inconclusive. All there really is to say is that something smells fishy!

I can not for the life of me find the quote, but it was something like "does math faster than southern women at a christening". Y'all stay out of these folks business. He probably shouldn't be getting into a serious relationship this newly sober but you know, getting sober makes you take inventory of your whole life…

Weren’t a lot of innocent people fined, jailed, imprisoned or killed because of overzealous cops trying to flex their power and being unsatisfied with the idea of letting people go for minor infractions?

“The policy makes exceptions for cases that endanger public safety”