I personally thought No Russian was a cheap and hacky way to try to recreate the shock from that legitimately excellent CoD: 4 mission where you get nuked. Still put a ton of time into the multiplayer, though. 

There was this Yu-Gi-Oh game for the GBA I got that had somehow fewer features and cards than the previous Yu-Gi-Oh game I had 

Or, indeed, our ability to access the articles we’re interested in. 

Wait, there’s a Peaky Blinders video game? 

Plus, you can beat it in well under an hour if you abuse the janky code. 

Until my parents got cable a few months ago, this would have been more than twice their data cap. 

Yeah, parts of it have not aged well. The racial commentary is still just as relevant, sadly.

But come on, we had a movie where a kid’s imaginary friend was Hitler come out recently, it’s not like nothing like Blazing Saddles could be made today. 

I think that’s true in 3, as well

GIVE ME YOUR DAMN AERO BARS

To be fair, there are parts of America where weddings have a lot of guns, which is pretty much the same thing. 

Given how much time I spent on my horse in Red Dead Redemption, that sounds like a ridiculous pain in the ass. 

I love Max Payne 3. The gameplay is fantastic, and the dialogue is, unintentionally or not, hilarious.
“I had a hole in my 2nd favorite drinking arm”
“This was like Baghdad with G-strings”
etc. Just constant mopiness 

Why would you ever recommend that someone become a fan of a Boston team? Why would you put that evil on them. 

I keep forgetting that my horse is magic, so my character’s cardio is excellent, but when I do remember, it does feel trollish to get off my horse, climb down a cliff, then summon it again and have it walk up to me. 

It definitely took me a lot of time to get used to using R2 for everything. The combat controls were similar enough to Nioh that they didn’t take much getting used to, but yeah, I definitely hit my horse a few times. 

As a Soulsborne guy, I’m definitely more in Alexandra’s camp. I’ll have to try lethal difficulty

I’m definitely considering bumping the difficulty up, because on Normal, I can basically cruise through combat encounters with the outfit that helps you find stuff. If I’m on, I’m on. It has the Bioshock problem where even if you fuck up, there’s not really a consequence for death. 

A truck bed that’s functionally useless, which was quite clear from the context, but I don’t expect dipshits to understand words. 

You tried. It was a pretty pathetic attempt, but it was an attempt. 

But does the Dutch army have Richard Sharpe?