Without Daddy, I always thought that Don Jr would likely be a coke-addled security guard at a questionable shopping mall in a questionable neighborhood. He would also be dealing drugs to the kids and actively looking for female shoplifters so that he could “interrogate” them in his “office”.

Wait, is this true? I've been dying to be able to purchase TARDIS Blue as a paint colour.  

That’s because, just like his hair, he does all of his own make-up. He’s far too vain & insecure to ever let someone see the hideous creature behind the mask.

I gotta admit that I watched more of Trump than Biden for the brief period while they were both on. I saw that Joe was giving sane, well thought out, competent answers, so I decided to check out the Trump shitshow. Despite his initial rage, Trump performed much better than I would have expected.  If you were truly an…

A lot of people are saying that it's a beautiful immunity, the likes of which has never been seen before.  No one's ever done immunity like that before.  It would've taken Biden years to get that immunity. 

Nice things are Canadian. 

All of the remaining 2020 holidays have either been cancelled or drastically altered up here in Ontario, Canada. Santa Claus is still coming though. Our government always makes sure that Santa has a way. 

Yeah, I was coming here to post just the name - CBGB’s. It really doesn't get any worse than that. I was surprised that I had to scroll so far to find it mentioned. There was another bar in lower Manhattan that was freaky in a different way. I can’t remember the name, but it was kind of a Tex-Mex place that I saw the…

He's also shorter than other world leaders who are shorter than 6'3" (and that's with the ridiculous lifts he wears in the shoes that he's added extra high heels to). 

Don’t worry, it will eventually end up being 4 out of 4. 

Any “audit” is simply an excuse regardless. There was never anything that prevented him from releasing his taxes. The signature line on your taxes states something along the lines of "I swear these facts to be true, etc...." As long as Donald has legally committed to them being true & accurate documents, then that's…

I know, right? Hunter Biden could be the most reprehensible person on the planet, but it still wouldn’t matter because he’s not the one who's running for president. Neither is Ilhan Omar. 

You are correct! I had forgotten that Gunter was originally a Snuffles bear. My ex-girlfriend was a collector, but I’ve forgotten many of the Snuffles sort of details that I used to know 20 or 30 years ago.  

As a fully grown adult who routinely takes his monkey pals (George & Tino) with him on overnight business trips, I must applaud your choice of companions. Your large bear friend looks like a giant version of a pink Gund bear that I have named Gunter. 

I believe that butter should always be chilled.  And salted. 

Former Pennsylvanian here, who is too lazy to Google it right now, but I don't remember Bucks County meeting Berks County. I know that it touches Philadelphia, Montgomery, & Lehigh Counties, but where does it hit Berks? Dammit, now I'm going to have to Google it.  

I’m loathe to say anything positive about any member of the Trump Klan, but I was truly surprised at how much more attractive she is with a mask on. She could almost be human. So apparently it's her nose, mouth, & chin that I physically despise about her. I despise everything about her "personality". 

I'd like it if they were each sent over Niagara Falls in a barrel. A standard barrel, mind you, no high-tech NASA barrels allowed.  One of them might even survive the ordeal, but it's pretty unlikely.  

I have almost zero web presence because I am the only individual on the entire planet with my name and I’m also a teensy bit paranoid. I don't like the idea of people googling my name and every single thing that turns up is actually about me. Now I guess that I'll have to Google my name again to see what shows up. I…

Were your parents my landlords? Not exactly a home reno story, but in the early 90's some friends & I rented a very old farmhouse to live in. There was also a very run down barn on the property that we were specifically told to stay out of. One day when my roommates were elsewhere I was just a little bit too…