If you've ever watched her game show ("Ellen's Game of Games", I think), it quickly becomes apparent how much she truly enjoys being mean to people and hurting them. It shines right through. You can't miss it.  

Joan, a lot of people seem confused by your posts about both Ben & Brooke. I love them. Keep them coming. 

No matter what their motivations are for doing this and no matter how much money they might (or might not) have in their bank accounts, I'm not going to attack someone for setting up a college fund. 

It's all about branding for people like that. There are a startling number of Americans who hate "Obamacare" but who love the ACA. Obviously a term like "socialized medicine" would never fly for them, so it can become "American Patriot Care" or whatever.  Just let me know if they're willing to give up all of their…

You’d see all the outrage in the world if it was a database of gun owners.  

Who's Stu Sutcliffe? 

“But I didn't violate any ethnics.  I was actually supporting the ethnics. Huh? E-T-H-I-C-S? That is not how we architect ethnics in this administration.  Daddy, make it stop!" 

And let’s not forget that it covers EVERYONE, which means that the unemployed, the chronically ill, the elderly, and the homeless are all able to receive the same care as the CEO.

Personally, I prefer Beef Barley with my Budweiser.  

Net worth = $5 million dollars. It’s been quite a while since I looked at L.A. real estate prices, but we can probably assume that approximately half of her net worth is tied up in her home. Honestly, unless the entire 5 million is going into a well managed trust for her 4 year old, it’s not going to be a ton of money…

Never forget that the U.S. healthcare lobbyists have spent millions (possibly billions) of dollars over the course of the past few decades in order to convince Americans that socialized medicine is bad. In my own personal experience in Ontario, Canada, sometimes I haven’t been able to see my own doctor for up to 72…

No healthcare system is perfect, but as a diabetic American living in Canada, I can safely assure you that single payer kicks ass. Someone would have to offer me a ridiculous amount of money, along with an incredible benefits package, for me to ever even consider going back to the American healthcare system.  

Once he leaves the White House he is going to directly milk all of his remaining loyalists for every penny he can take them for. Rallies? You betcha, but now they’ll be $50 for a General Admission ticket with the opportunity to upscale your purchase ($200 for preferred seating; $500 for a photo with Trump, etc).

Team names should always end in an “s”. A team should always be thought of as a group of individuals working towards one goal, as opposed to a singular monolithic hive-minded “thing”.

Snyder's DC Justice League (don't worry, it will also suck). 

I’m not much for sports history, but weren’t they kinda good 2 or 3 (or 4) decades ago? I might be completely wrong, but I can vaguely picture their coach at the time and I kinda think that they had an okay quarterback.

“Toasters of the 70's” will now be the name of someone’s band thanks to you.  

I did not know that. I only ever heard the “Jews” version, but I’ll take your word for it that they chanted both.

Hi Esther - Here's a small correction: They weren’t chanting “you will not replace us” in Charlottesville, they were chanting "Jews will not replace us", which is somehow both infinitely worse and much more stupid. 

My ex's high school was the Slaters, because there was a lot of slate found in the area (I guess)?