Okay, so you’ll want to do some serious research on this before you attempt to move. It would be absolutely great if you could obtain a letter from your employer requesting that you do your work within Canada. You will need to legally “land” at the border with the proper documentation in order to become eligible for…

I think that Burrito Boyz is some sort of franchise. I’ve never been to one because of the “z” at the end. To me, nothing says that a business has no self-respect more than XXTREM SPELLLLEN. Oh yeah, “Z” is pronounced “zed” here. And spelling sometimes goes a bit out the window because you’ll find both British &…

I like Pearl. What about Minerva? Then it could be Minnie when being playful & Minerva when being disciplined.  

Not Beryl. That name just always seemed so weird to me.  I met 2 Beryl's in my life, one male & one female, and they were both kind of unpleasant, unlikable, fucked up people.  

I have absolutely no idea as to what "Date Lab" is, but I now feel like I'm going to have to Google it tomorrow.  

A U.S. passport used to be one of the world’s most valuable travel documents. It is currently the world’s most useless. It doesn’t even matter if the airports open if whatever country isn’t accepting Americans. Based on a graphic that I only just glanced at earlier today, I’m under the impression that only Turkey &…

Now that everyone’s mentioning it, I think that this week will be the anniversary of my own father’s death. My situation is a little different though, because it's been approximately 15 years and my father was an asshole for pretty much my entire life.

Your phrenology comments now make me want to pry. So what was dissertation on? And your PhD? 

I’m going to try that sandwich the next time that banana bread appears in my house. Or maybe I'll just bake my own. Or maybe I'll cheat & just see if they have it at the grocery store tomorrow.  

What about Daphne or Velma? 

Millicent? 

Myrtle? 

I like Bailey.  

Kermit is a frog name.

Nico is an awesome name for a dog. I’m laying her in bed with Riley & Kai (okay, so I really call him Kai Kai 90% of the time). They’re sister & brother & they're both very happy with their names, but they’re willing to consider letting you use them because you’re at least 2,000 miles away from where we live.

I second the name of Peanut.  

Penelope can very easily become Penny. 

I’m thinking Alex, but I couldn't possibly explain why.  

Unless you’re incredibly wealthy, it’s still a bit of a process to move to Canada legally. Your girlfriend could sponsor you, but you might need to get engaged or married first. It also helps if you have some sort of specialized skill or degree. What's your work experience? My boss owns a number of businesses in the…

Okay, fair enough, it’s just that as a U.S. citizen I tend to get fairly defensive when it comes to speaking up for my adopted homeland. Almost everything here is better than in the U.S., although the postal service definitely sucks (when compared to USPS) & the beer is far too expensive.