Parsley is seriously underrated. I guess it’s because it’s largely flavorless and many people are only aware of its use as a garnish. It’s a secret asset. My “so good that it makes women ask me to marry them” lasagne has a ton of parsley in it (in both the cheese & the meat mixtures) and pretty much any good…

She's a jerk. You rule. End of story. 

I’m not a baseball fan, but I remember that there was a guy playing in Toronto a few years ago (I think he was later traded) who was doing things like taking his wife & kids to India to work in shelters for trafficking victims. He appreciated how good his own life was and wanted to help out however he could and also…

Parsley helps promote good digestion and is also good at freshening your breath. Now what has sage ever done for you? 

Less pay + less stress = more happiness.

As a result of the words "engineers" and "devoured by snakes", I am now very intrigued by your occupation (I'm assuming that this isn't occurring during your home life). It makes me think that maybe you're building some kind of crazy experimental super collider in some mysterious and uncharted part of the world.  Tell…

Reading more about your Thanksgiving, it reminds me quite a bit of my friends annual “Lost Souls Thanksgiving”, at which many of the self-proclaimed freaks & geeks & drag queens & those without family & those who were estranged from their families would gather. I don't live in the area anymore, but I think that theirs…

It’s not very intuitive to get started over there, but the administrators (myopicprophet & others from here) were very helpful in getting me going. You can DM for help. ysubassoon was also incredibly helpful to me. It’s chaos, but it still seems like fun with internet strangers whom we know & trust. It’s best to try…

Peanut butter cups are truly one of humanity's greatest creations.  If they were somehow both nutritious enough & filling enough for me to survive on, I might not actually eat much of anything else.  

Where is he located? 

I used to work for a guy who was well off, but who had previously been significantly richer. It was pathetic to watch him try to impress all of his wealthy friends and it drove him absolutely bonkers that there was a multimillionaire CEO who lived in the area who drove a 20 year old beat up pick-up truck and wore…

I'm okay with dead. 

“In costume” she definitely looks better than she does as "regular Tami". 

I don't find either of them attractive, but I think that I'm leaning towards this witch as being the more attractive of the two. 

I bought a very specific pair of boots (they don’t make them anymore) to wear while hiking a portion of the Appalachin Trail when I was 15 years old. I’m now 52 years old and I still wear them a few times every year. 

Unless things have changed drastically since the last time I held a compound bow (probably 20 years ago), that looks like the most godawful "xxxtreme" bow in the world, with all kinds of "cool guy" useless features for him to impress all of his little boy friends with. 

And bored sales reps. 

I was astounded by the Larry Nasser coverage. I think I might have been almost entirely unaware of this scandal if not for Deadspin's coverage. It was brutal. It hurt to read, but I'm a more empathetic human for having done so. 

The Washington Half-Fat No-Whip Triple Soy Lattes.

I can’t quite remember the rules, but we used to play something very similar as kids using a semi-deflated soccer ball that had been placed inside of a large winter hat (which you used sort of like a handle when you were throwing it). I think we called it "Fuzzby".