I grew up showering once a day. My wife now has me trained to shower twice a day. 

I often read posts twice. I'm making a point not to re-read yours. I would like this purged from my consciousness forever. 

Someone should point him over to Rotten Tomatoes or some other such site. Can you imagine how much better off we'd be if he decided that it was important for him to watch movies and write reviews for us? 

I normally don’t visit AV Club all that often, but this Arundel dude seems to have some pretty severe anger issues, eh? 

Can you even imagine the "hanging chad x 1,000,000" type of hell that we'd go through if thousands of Rtump supporters hand wrote his name on their ballots in the 2020 election and Trump lost because of it? Trump would insist that the Rtump votes were really meant for him and never leave office. 

Fair enough, but I don’t think he even believes any of things he writes. I think he just wants to incite people, which means he’s truly kinda fucked in the head. Maybe he’s Q-Anon crazy? Last week he repeatedly posted about how ”liberals” & “socialists” were on a mission to “chop children’s cocks off with a pair of…

Don't forget Social Security! 

No, ellipticalsmith is a totally deliberate tomato troll who only posts to incite outrage. Sane people should dismiss his replies to anything.

Me too. I have never gotten more elaborate than "Taco Supreme" & "Burrito Supreme". 

Are you someone that I used to know from Newtown, Pennsylvania? Cause it kinda seems like you might be. 

Only if you buy a vowel. 

“Less talk, more drink" - Thor

Except for Jebus. 

I appreciate it. As a Brit, I'm sure you can understand the frustration when everything gets a little too "USA-centric." 

AND her emails. 

Len Bias might disagree (if he was still alive).

I like snacks. 

I'm pretty sure that you have no idea how internet advertising works. 

My parents had no idea what my drug & alcohol habits were when I was in my 20's because I was completely functional and I didn't live with my parents, I didn't work with my parents, and I didn't spend my wild, drug-and-alcohol-fuelled moments with my parents. I suspect that Skaggs relationship with his parents was…

I don't like Mondays.