This doesn’t quite get there. There’d still be an incentive to foul intentionally in transition situations, and awarding an entire fresh shot clock along with possession would have the effect of lowering the number of possessions in the game, which means a slower pace and lower scores. Still not a terrible idea,…

In 4th grade I scored an own-basket off the opening tap. Everyone was generally cool about it except the captain of the girls basketball team, who was laughing so hard she was in tears which echoed through the whole gym. I bet Kyle Anderson was able to pinpoint the mocking laughter in the crowd tonight.

Did a version of this once, freshman year of high school. Including that I traveled inbounding the fucking ball from the sideline. The ref looked at me like “Bro taking the ball away from you right now is a thing I have to do and I’m so sorry.”

This “culture” that you are perpetuating - which is, trying to put a narrative to the celebrities that humanize them in a way that somehow makes their abuse and harassment into something understandable - is exactly absolving their horrid actions. Maybe not entirely so, but it definitely is, at least a little. It’s…

Stop that shit.

Weinstein had lost a lot of prestige by that point. He wasn’t doing well financially as he had been in the past. So people were less willing to protect him.

This kid is a dead ringer for Joey Logano. 

That’s the smile of someone who’s ashamed of their teeth.

“Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll!”

yeah bitch, star and move on

there was confusion between CBs Desmond King II and Casey Hayward Jr. over

Because this is a fucking snarky joke, not a goddamn U.N. Truth and Reconciliation committee

Why does pro lacrosse need a PA system when the announcer could just sit next to the fan in the stands?

Shawny Hill, the Wings’ PA guy...

No surprise that the Raiders can’t defend against a football play.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

Anything for a chance to use “loopy.”

Given how much JVG publicly criticizes all of the NBA’s stupid draconian rules (such as dress code), I would guess he was semi-ironically making fun of them by commenting on Rondo’s suit. Or maybe he actually just liked the suit; he seems like kind of a weird guy.

Jared Stillman’s tweet is only slightly more repulsive than this one.

PICTURED: Jared Stillman, fashion critic