The answer to your questions are:

yes, I want to know as well!
Edit— Google says it’s basic spa stuff plus Botox and dermabrasion.

Because he’s pleading to a shitload of rapes and druggings. If he went to court with them, he could very easily end up in jail for the rest of his life.

I agree, this tall tale about two guy famous for being dickholes acting like dickholes to a stranger doesn’t pass the smell test at all. She must be trying to score that sweet ‘had several Lakers be rude to my Mom’ money. I will inform the internet immediately.

You’re what’s wrong with campuses today.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

I can only hope you didn’t try MikeEhrmantraut1 through 13 before you settled on your handle

Keith Olbermann Body Slams Trump Through The Core Of The Earth

Have you ever played tennis? Shit is exhausting.

“Excuse me, did the ball go this way?”

+2

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

goddamn.

That escalated quickly...

Plus-one-you-just-made-me-laugh

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

No it’s not you knucklehead.