It's a good thing that the team doctor was able to locate the heart and get it off the field.

a seal once told me garnish was for pussies like Osama.

Maybe this isn't the best way to reach the NFL's Sunday afternoon ratings, NASCAR.

Shit, I click on this stuff all the time. How the hell else would I get sick of it?

I was an inmate at FSP West Unit for around 12 months, and these stories are absolutely authentic when compared with my experiences. About the only difference is in some of the jargon and the possession of metal cans; Florida DOC doesn't sell any canned goods in the canteen, strictly bagged or shrink-wrapped dogshit.

I get it. You don't want this dude to bleed out on you, but you damn sure don't want to be the guy bleeding out 3 days later.

hell is otter people [playing keyboard]

Foxtrot is a fantastic album, Rob. Watcher of the Skies is easily one of my 10 favorite songs.

Yeah, black and white thinking with no regard for any details or contributing factors... that's the ticket. Some people are just scum for absolutely no reason and the most constructive way to handle it is to shit on them to make yourself feel better.

I have no fewer than three applications or sites I routinely use that I no longer need thanks to discovering some of these features. Glad they help someone else!

Great stuff Eric! I always used other software for those functionalities... I should take a closer look into VLC though.

A lot of his lyrics are suspiciously vision focused. Golden Lady: