You’ve been on this planet long enough to have a child, and you don’t know the difference between insulting your own family and insulting someone else’s family?

“In Emmert’s defense, he was busy punishing Ohio State athletes and coaches for getting tattoos at the time.”

Yeah, he thought about making a hit that would break up the pass, and as he started to try that, he thought about avoiding PI. That kind of indecision produces awkward moves like the hilarious one he made.

“Jimi would do shit just to fuck with him, Pete Townsend, the Who, all of them of the era.”

Ten years ago, almost to the day, Dana Jacobson said “Fuck Jesus” at an ESPN company function, and kept her job after a one-week suspension.

Yes, I completely agree with everything you just said. Using this “two dribbles” principle, it’s amazing to me just simply how much raw time can pass between the “assist” and the score.

Everyone seems to be arguing for a rule that says: “If two feet or a body part touches the ground, then a certain number of slow motion video frames is sufficient to establish control, and if the ball goes skittering across the field (assuming receiver didn’t break the end zone on one of those video frames) after…

There was a conversation like this one on Twitter a while ago. Guy said he had worked for the Blazers and that these kinds of examples are NBA assists. He said the rule of thumb was two dribbles or less, you get an assist. When you count juking the defender with a step, taking two long dribble steps, couple more steps…

These types of devices have existed for, what? two decades? at least.

And you’re now “under fire” for “bungling” that. People fuck up at their jobs. I don’t have an opinion on this Currie character, but in this finger-wagging, taunting culture, you are a professional taunter, your job is to zing people for fucking up at their jobs, and you can’t do it without fucking up at your job.

Name Jimi Hendrix’s top 10 hit.

“The idea that Apu is still working at the Kwik-E-Mart versus owning these places seems weird.”

“Let me just wag my finger at you one more time. Aaahhh....”

Everything “truthers” say is always untrue.

He quit on his team. He got knocked down and didn’t get back up, because he’s a pussy. He violated the central ethic of sports—you don’t quit.

Yeah, it doesn’t smell like that. Both these programs up here, the Ducks and the Beavs, have been touched by some pretty ugly stories within recent enough memory that they would know better than a full cover-up of something really ugly.

Exactly. Something dishonorable, even.

“Usually, mutually parting ways means he was fired.”

So, we’re saying...are we?...that the scenario is this:

I guess I just don’t get the contract law of it. Everyone seems to agree with what you’re saying. So he could quit and still get paid the full amount?