I mean, OK, but you see what I mean. “He hauled off and shot someone, plus he once had a run in with the cops,” is sort of like “He hauled off and shot someone plus he once ate breakfast cereal straight out of the box.”

Yeah, some people run hot, is all. Those of us who do need to know that about ourselves and try to not do like these guys did—endanger those around us.

Oh, and sorry, I forgot. It was about two grams. I had smoked most of my stash up by then, traveling across the States.

It was Oklahoma. The actual offense was Driving With Out-Of-State Plates.

Good job, you gave Google another sorely needed click. NYDN: “Court records show Hayes pleaded guilty in 2014 to illegally carrying a gun and drug paraphernalia, and was sentenced to six months’ probation.”

You’re spot on with your comments.

“Except if they win, Philly gets their pick. Damnit.”

“It must really bother you that a con artist is creating a National Front movement in the country you call home. Nerd.”

Watch out for that third case, is what I hear (we’ve only done the first one). Might want to Google up some errata for case 3, apparently there were translation issues.

Enjoyed the piece, but yeah, no, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi didn’t lead the Beatles to LSD. The notion is ridiculous; maybe it was supposed to be a joke, but didn’t seem that way. Obviously just a throwaway line, but I definitely stubbed my toe on it as I made my way through my reading.

“...thus its grammatically accurate.”

Three time state champion in track, first-team all-state in cross-country, hadn’t gotten started at the college level yet. Accepted to Va Tech for an engineering major. I’d say he ticks both boxes.

I’m disgusted with myself for giving a click to this ridiculous bullshit.

Yes, he's obviously joking. Dammit, I really have to remember that "Tom Ley" is a synonym for "Don't Click". Unless there's a cute animal involved.

Does Deadspin get ANY clicks these days except from those curious to see just how stupid the posts are? This site is like picking at a spot on your face, a bad habit you hardly know you're doing.

Cowherd probably had in mind that article that some Gawker site posted a while back about Oregon's racist history; that made the rounds among Oregon folk (I'm one), Cowherd was hired to ESPN out of Portland and still does endorsements for Portland car dealers or whatever. I can't imagine he missed that article or that…

No caraway seeds sprinkled over? Seems odd.

Yep, the thing about anxiety and depression is that there are things that are depressing and fearful, and you have to learn to navigate to where you don't spiral out. Age makes it more difficult, but you also gain experience and knowledge, so you just keep navigating with the skills you learn and the strength you…

One thing that isn't being stressed, but doctors seem to take this as foundational—you need to know if you're depressive or bipolar. There's a big difference, I gather, between the two, especially when it comes to meds. I don't know if there are people who would borrow meds from people around them without consulting a…

A fear I had about opening up, and still have, is teaching others, eg the love of my life, the morbid thoughts (about, you know, death and decay) that are so much a part of my battle. My worst fearful thoughts, I keep to myself, I fear they might be contagious.