That thought had occurred to me, but only in my most fevered dreams.

You know, the Lions are at 8-4 with a 2 game division lead and 4 games left, there's no way they blow it, right? I want to believe in my heart of hearts they won't, but I have a sinking suspicion I can't shake that they will and solidify their reputation for elevating ineptitude to an art form. I hope I'm wrong.

Hey, at least my 2008 Lions won't bear the ignominious burden of being the only team to ever go 0-16. That's one thing I guess I can thank Cleveland for. Still, if they do pull it off, you have my sympathy.

and then Dolemite?

Good God, the prospect of hearing Lou Holtz's slobber-mouth spiel means I'll have to mute him and turn on closed captioning.

Shit, I am due to rewatch both of those now. Great films.

Whenever I saw him, I just kept thinking of him in Wedding Crashers "You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"

"If, if you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask PIG FUCK?"

That was 12.

Fuck that, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, specifically Judge Dooms cartoon eyes at the end, scarred me as a child. Every time I was in the dark I'd be afraid I'd see those fucking eyes, followed by a cartoon buzz saw.

That was one thing that initially puzzled me was how Linus went from untested-but-valuable rookie in the first film to broad comic relief in the next two, but after enough rewatches, it grew on me. The other Godfather reference I noticed in 13 was when Ocean goes to Bank at the start and gives him the "What I want,…

Both the sequels are fun films to watch on their own, but they still build on and progress from the first film. I will say that 12 is an acquired taste, but for my money it still works. Personally, I always viewed it a little like The Empire Strikes Back in the sense that the heroes are on the ropes, so it has a…

I loved all these movies when they came out. It's been mentioned before, but they're just fun to watch. I love the little things about it, like The Godfather references sprinkled throughout (especially 13), the constant bickering between Virgil and Turk ("I wanna eat your whole head") hell, I even love 12, much…

Can you get me off the hook Tom? For old times sake?

That this asshat is from Michigan is just another stain on the reputation of the state. Humanity too.

Hey, it's a small world, I delivered the Flint Journal. That sounds like a pretty sweet gig except for the close proximity to futility. I don't blame him for switching, and he sure knew who to pick. Hell, if I had any sense I'd switch allegiances, but I'm a sadist. Well, really a masochist, but who's keeping track?…

Hey, it runs in the family, what can I say!?!?

My upvote was moreso in appreciation of your screen name.

My aunt who lives in Milwaukee gave me a Brett Favre bobblehead around 2005. I was in the throes of my die hard devotion to the Detroit Lions at the time. My aunt is a sadist.

Only If there was a full length Portrait of President Obama giving her the same gesture as popularized by the Buddy Christ, staring her in the face as everything else unfolded. That would be the greatest torment of all.