My first boyfriend was named Scott, and so was my second (serious) boyfriend. I always referred to the second one as the bad Scott.
His name was Scott Peterson.

I’m tired of hearing “The USPS IS LOSING $10B A YEAR!”

I had one of the seatbelt bags in red. Super eye-catching, got lots of comments/compliments. Downside - it was heavy as fuck before I loaded it full of my working mom shit. I eventually sold it at a resale shop. 

Space Farce will use only the best training simulations for base personnel.

We stuff economists into taxis

I’m reminded of the “fake game” box art for video cards.

“Only about 13% of the plastic containers and packaging generated in the U.S. in 2017 were recycled, according to the Environmental Protection Agency. Much of the rest ended up in landfills.”

The really great, memorable, amazing videos came a few years later, but I do fucking love the whole DIY, fucking around with camera effects, awkward-looking Rod Stewart dancing around in a polka-dot room quality of a lot of those early quick-and-dirty videos. “Hey, Cliff Richard, just stand in the room where we turned…

Imagine a day when the start of a new cable channel was a big fucking deal, to the point that “What was the first video played on MTV” was a trivia question a substantial portion of the population knew.

I am getting violently mugged on Memory Lane right now, and it’s your damn fault.

Yeah, no, that makes no sense. This isn’t about “cancel culture” or whatever the hell. Ellen tried to hire non-union workers and her show had major labour problems and documented issues of racism. That needs to be rectified.

It’s not that either because systemic discrimination based on race, sex, sexuality are their own thing that needs to be addressed as well. The MeToo movements and the various police murders should have made that clear.

This is what MTV still means to me. I have zero interest in watching stupid “reality” programs like the channel has devolved into. Although I say the real golden age of music videos was a few years later than this with things like Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like The Wolf” video in 1983, which was basically a mini Indiana…

I’m a millennial and already wary of where cancel—or callout, which is pretty much the neighbor of cancel—culture is heading, if it’s not already there. What started as a legit movement to call out dangerous, predatory figures in power has since slipped into “they were mean to me once 10 ago and should probably lose…

I always wonder if cults are having trouble recruiting during the trump years.

I think we are official hitting the point where the movie Idiocracy actually is about a smarter future then what we got  

For extra meta when the grid was 3x3 they should have put a picture of Charles Nelson Reilly in the center square.

*digs out four cheese risotto recipe*

“Bullets can’t touch me but tattoo guns can!” Honestly.

I love making pilaf because you don’t have to stir it! I will have to make some risotto in future, though, I’ve got a ton of Arborio rice.