I only attended two years of public high school followed by three years of community college (that I didn’t get any degree in) and I know all them words.

precisely, and I hope this is exactly the attitude she adopts. If she apologizes I will instantly lose respect her, and if she says “that’s right assholes I said it and if it was too quiet for your shitty Fox News hearing aids I’ll shout it next time MOTHER FUCKERS,” then I will vote for her for president in 2024.

If someone called me and said she was Cher, I might have doubts, except her voice is pretty distinctive.
One time someone told me Carly Simon was on the phone for me, and I just laughed at them. But actually , Carly Simon really was on the phone for me.

Emblazoned with one big logo that is recognizable for those in the know,

Chopped broccoli rabe is AMAZING on pizza.

Uh, if you don’t have a giant logo then how will other people know you spent $250 on a Telfar bag??????

I’m looking forward to Stranger Things, The Grunge Years.

My favorite Domino’s pizza is the thin crust with the garlic parmesan sauce with mushrooms, bacon, and spinach. Everything is crisp except for the mushrooms and the crust has a satisfying snap. And the sauce with the spinach makes it feel like it’s topped with a thin layer of spinach dip. It’s junk but it’s very tasty…

Yeah- I think part of it is our culture is (perhaps even more than ever) obsessed with visuals. There are plenty of reasons to want to work out more and/or change your diet- feeling healthier and stronger or getting to a healthy BMI is great. I struggle with binge eating sometimes and chronic pain always so I often…

Everyone loves a good geodesic dome. Millions of people pay top dollar to see/experience the one at Epcot. Or they used to, and no doubt will again soon enough.

I would like to appreciate this but I am super bah humbug about people taking their kids to stores and stuff right now.   It would have been just as funny if they went and played frisbee in the park.  

At this point I’ll just read a plot summary of Tenet online, just to be mean to Nolan.

My local theater (a Regal) is opening Friday, and to pad out their screens, they’re also showing Empire Strikes Back, Force Awakens, The Goonies, Jaws, and some others. I don’t care a bit about the Russell Crowe thing, which looks like something that would come and go without much notice in normal times. It’s going to…

Mulan isn’t going to get my to drop $30 for a rental but I’d have my projector warmed up and popcorn made within a minute of them saying Black Widow, Wonder Woman or Tenet can be rented. Yeah I would love to see them in theaters but that ain’t happening for me this year, even if they open.

I think there’s a good chance they only made $5,000 because 30 million people have lost their jobs and health insurance and probably don’t have any money to spare right now. 

Can we get some credit for Ben Shapiro and other pearl-clutching douche bags who helped spread the song to audiences that might not have otherwise encountered it?

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could…

Why do you need salt and pepper to taste when the Salad Supreme contains plenty of salt and pepper? In fact, if I use the whole container as instructed, and then figure the amount of sodium in one serving vs. the whole container, I’m looking at a pasta salad that contains 6765 mg of sodium. Oh wait! I forgot about the…