Nationalized health care can’t be fixed by one person.  It’s utterly deluded to think otherwise.  Rich people should be taxed more to pay for that.  Period.  Hard stop.

ok boomer

It’s not sacrifice to give someone 1k if you have 100,000k. It’s just not. You won’t miss it.

No.

they should have called it Psychosomagic but that’s a little too self-aware.

I watched a heroic employee try to roll up a burrito in which someone had ordered double everything.

Of course we have poison onions. I’d like to suggest a new G/O outlet exclusively for good news (or pictures of kittens on days when none is available) for those of us blissfully in our bunkers waiting for the sun to go supernova this fall.

Oh.... oh my. I like how you think! I love googly eyes too... Would it be too horrific to put googly eyes on some of the pompoms too? It would be like a curtain of spectators. lol. This makes me think of all the pastel pompoms and yarn poofs and things that you see on twee wedding arches.... but more creepy homemade…

You’re giving me great and terrible ideas..... >:D I’m thinking stringing them on fishing line! Would my roommate murder me in my sleep?  Hmm.... (Also I’ve seen tulle skirt tutorials with pompoms glued on. Bahahaha.)

The CDC just published a report on a summer camp in Georgia. 200 children tested positive for coronavirus which they then suggested shows that children are not as immune as previously thought and could be major disease vectors.

Oh my god, I’m dead!!!! XD But also, those little puffballs are so restrained behind sexy mesh.... god, bordello of doom. Dying here!!

I thought I was the only one who dumped out the water!!!!!  I hate liquidy instant ramen.  Mmmm.  Saltnoodle.

Wow.  That pillow.  I’m in love.  It’s kinda horrifying but I love it!

Woh! Nifty pillow idea.

This is the fanciest pillow of all!

I make them high class by adding a bit of Sriracha and green onion to garnish. Have to make it look good for IG.

I made the world’s saddest red velvet cake. It wasn’t red. It wasn’t very chocolatey. It wasn’t very velvety. It’s mostly a bland, vaguely brick colored, dry cake. Whomps Whomps. It’s been a really bunch of swings and misses for my baking lately. I’m choosing to blame the horrific humidity at all times. Next week I’m…

The salmon sounds amazing and I  love the pillow! I think I might try to make a similar pillow for my mom's birthday in November, she loves "flashy" things. I gave her of those blankets with the sequins you can move with hand to make patterns,  I've also seen them with Nicholas Cage's face in one direction, and that…

Oh it's such a great brand! Ethically made in LA and they treat their employees like family ♥️ it's priced a bit out of my usual range as a broke person, but they utilize the afterpay feature which helps make their items more accessible. Their stuff is so fun and upbeat and it just makes me feel good. 

Both look really good. Better than my Totino’s Party Pizza and 20 cent Ramen noodles I had today.