For a while last year (I think it’s stopped?) whenever I’d go outside in direct sun for like, 5-10 minutes? Half an hour later any exposed skin would be hottttt pink and itchy. :| This also gave the olive-skinned French/Italian bf the opportunity to laugh at me, which in turn gave me the opportunity to yell FUCK YOU I…

I think he’s in the Very Attractive But Then Also Kinda Odd Lookin category, but that’s fine with me because that is my favorite category. He’s like an improved lab-created human. (Maybe he really is, omg, and like from the future? Anderson do you have special powers, please fucking rescue us from this morass.)

My newborn-piglet-colored self looked at that photo and cringed in anticipation of THE PAIN. Broad spectrum +++, my dude.

I do use UBlock Origin, and I would’ve said the same thing! Until today, when I’ve been on like four Gawkerverse pages and every single one managed to serve me a pop-up to “subscribe to our newsletter!!1"

That’s what I’m running! And I was still getting the Spinny Death Wheel Of Memory Choke and my wholentire browser locking up, so I thought maybe UBlock was fighting with something it couldn’t handle so I turned it off, and that is not a mistake I’ll make again.

idk but I am not sanguine about the long-term chances of this place. (otoh, both giz and AVC have a long and solid history, so even if these FUCKING HERBS do run it into the ground and then bail, I feel reasonably sure that someone else would pick it up.) (tho that “someone else” might be just as bad as The Herb & Co,…

The potential crossover here for “rioting in the streets from sane yet angry people” and “rioting in the streets from lunatic anti-vaxxers” is hilarious.

What kind of ACTUAL fucking dipshit ARE you. Are you the kind of dipshit who can’t read statistics? Or the kind that ignores the burgeoning body of evidence that this is an extremely complex virus that is leaving people with serious health problems for MONTHS after they’ve allegedly “recovered”? And that we still do…

The same product is $6.80 at theordinary.deciem.com (with free shipping on orders of $25 or more). If you need recs to get to that $25 free-ship threshold, strongly recommend one of their squalane varieties.

The same product is $6.80 at theordinary.deciem.com (with free shipping on orders of $25 or more). If you need recs…

oh my fucking god lol

Considering trying the sunscreen, but a lot of the reviews note that the fragrance is A) candy sweet and B) STRONG and lingering. Attractive and easy-to-use packaging make it more tempting, but I’ll look around for a sample/mini before I abandon my beloved (other than the tube with annoying separate twist-off cap)…

Considering trying the sunscreen, but a lot of the reviews note that the fragrance is A) candy sweet and B) STRONG…

OH MY GOD YES, ugh, UGH.

With the lips and the size 000, totally Angelina. The rest of her is like if you put Angie, Eva Green, and Gisele Bundchen in a blender. Except, you know, less gory.

I hear Magic Erasers are pretty effective on witch goo.

We had a batch of similar fucks (in some cases, the exact same fucks) shrieking about “THE P.C. POLICE!!!1" in the 90s. Now, just like then, it’s the wannabe edgelords you mention in par. 1, plus a bunch of people who apparently think “learning, personal growth, and assimilating new ideas and information” is something…

MAGICAL INDEED. And they also demonstrate the value of knowing the etymology of the words and phrases you’re using. 

No I had to boil my saddle and lariat in a giant cauldron with oats, a dead barn cat, and some barbed wire, and then on the next full moon drink a cup of the resulting brew whilst wearing my spurs on my head like a tiara and singing three bars of a Marshall Tucker song backwards (any song except “Take The Highway” will…

As both a dilettante history buff AND a former Horse Person, this is a thing I just cannot help but correct. [shrug emoji]

Rein, not reign. To “give free rein” means literally “slack off on the reins and let the horse choose the pace and path.” To reign (see also regal, regnal, regnant) is to hold the monarchical position in a nation (or group or organization). For good or ill, Wikipedia is definitely not a monarchy.

Yeah, her shiz there is the same flavor of “HOLY SHIT, WAY TOO MUCH” that I’d have been rolling if I’d had way more money (and slightly more taste) in my 20s. TBH, a lot of it is stuff I’d still do/buy now.