came! here! for! this!

As a fellow owner of both a uterus and a filthy mouth, I applaud this statement but I just assumed she was using “shark week” as I do -- i.e. as a euphemism for That Time Of The Month. Aunt Flo, Scott Joplin, etc. 

Wowwwww, WOW what that ACTUAL shit. Why not just walk right up to those “working class people” you’re pretending to give a fuck about and say “lol ur dumb” right to their faces?

Going off is my brand.

There’re great bags allllllll over the place and at all price points and all materials! Handmade leather and heavy-fabric ones on Etsy, or if you really want to snob out you can pick up a very gently used Phillip Lim on eBay etc for not much more. (I had a thing for Pashlis for a while, because they’re gorgeous, so…

I mean personally I think the Telfars are ugly and tacky as all fuck “hey check out this cheap-ass looking $250 plastic bag that smells like a chemical factory and will start delaminating and then disintegrate inside of two years, it is a status symbol, even tho it looks like something you’d get as a…

I eventually sold mine, too, but only because I’d foolishly purchased a “medium” tote, which is nowhere NEAR big enough for all the crap I regularly schlep around. Am seriously considering buying a roll of seat-belt shit in the color of my choice (silver? maybe I can find a deep true ultramarine / yves klein blue?)…

While I appreciate the brand/positioning and the multitudinous size and color options, “nope” to a large highly-visible logo of any sort, and a big fat screamy reverberating “NOOO” to a two-hundred-and-fifty-dollar pleather tote. Also nope to flat straps and handles that inevitably stretch and pull and go all wonky.

I do not enjoy their weird Dow Chemical Fatbomb garlic parmesan “sauce,” but agree that their thin crust pizza is pretty damned good! FAR superior to Pizza Hut’s thin crust. (Tho PH has a better “normal” crust pizza, and waaaaaay better wings, imo.)

Counterpoint :

Same. Grocery shopping does NOT need to be a three-person task.

Yeah, I read AMC (our only decent local theater) is doing the same thing -- would 100% go see ESB except for the whole “pandemic” thing. 

whynotboth.gif I use white vinegar by the gallon for de-stinking laundry and assorted other cleaning purposes, but ACV has a nicer flavor for marinades and dressings and stuff. Also, we’ve got a small shop downtown that sells fancy infused olive oils and vinegars, and I rolled my eyes until I tried the pineapple and…

If ACV were actually this kind of “omg, so many beneficial effects” pseudo-drug, Bayer or Pfizer or somebody in the legit pharmaceutical industry would be selling it as a medicinal product, with comforting claims of “carefully formulated” and “each 15ml dose contains X micrograms of ____, _____, and ______” and giving…

I find that it’s equally effective as a tenderizer and flavoring agent for chicken. Also, salad dressings! MIRACLE CURE.

Plus if you rub it on your face you’ll have PERFECT BABY SKIN FOREVER.

Yes. 100%.

Our local bar does a variation on an Old Fashioned that involves mixing the elements in a shaker as per usual, then pouring it into an empty wine bottle, firing up a smoking gun with some cherry wood chips, filling the bottle with smoke, and then twirling it until all the Stuff in the smoke is incorporated into the…

Ooooh, that’d look super good! And hey, fyi, if you ever do decide you reaaaally want some star garland but are unsure about the purple/gold ... I’ve got sixteen colors of felt in stock, plus metal leaf in gold, copper, and silver, so you can totally spec out a custom version. (Copper over cerulean blue! Silver on…

It’s vital indeed for mail-order prescriptions ... and for parcel deliveries for everyone who’s abiding by stay-at-home recs (like us), and for thouuuusands of small businesses who use it to ship orders (like us) and to receive supplies (like us). What was he saying about getting the country back to work and buying…