Depending on what your Curology med blend is, you can get that shit for way, waaay cheaper. Melazepam azelaic acid cream can be had for like $13, Niacinamide serums are literally dime a dozen, ditto zinc pyrithione soaps and creams, and you can even get tretinoin/Retin-A micro from online overseas pharmacies for much…

NEXT TIME, I’m going to top it with shavings of a punchy hard cheese (prolly pecorino-romano bc we always have that) before plating it. :D

I’m not even going to talk about that crazy bitch in the headline, because fuck her and everything she stands for.

GET OUT ME CHAIR

1. Of fucking course it is, it’s brilliant.

The screen is giving off a blue cast (you can tell because all the photos look very blue/cool-toned). Etsy’s logo color is a deep pumpkin orange -- the blue cast is shifting it toward a redder hue.

AAAAAAA I WANNNT IIIIIIIT

Yeaaaaaah, I mean I didn’t LIVE IT but I’m almost 48 and it looks more late 1960s to me, too? The handles and trim on the fridge definitely seem more 60s/jet-age for sure...

gaaaaaaaah I love those cabinets so much! and stainless work surface! SO GOOD.

Crystal is studying either how much of Putin’s ass she can fit in her mouth, or how well Fake Liberal Malaise can influence an election in favor of Republicans.

Oh that’s so cool! MAGNETS EVERYWHERE. 

Talenti is the only one of those brands I’m even moderately interested in, and I am not at all interested in propping up the worker-exploiting “gig economy” shenanigans of Postmates et al.

I mean, don’t get me wrong — I would accent my Food-Operating Theater with my big turquoise utensil holder and yellow and teal silicone spatulas/potholders and probably some sparkly skulls on the back wall or something! But I want my cabinets and work surface light, bright, and minimalist. I’m one of those “clean as…

A lot of the 80s were pretty terrible for kitchen decor/design as well — grotty dark wood cabinets, antiqued brass pulls, antiquey-floral textiles, garlic wreaths, the fucking Kitchen Witch thing. The first half of the decade there was still a STRONG interest in “country” stuff, Little House on the Prairie, prairie dre…

dooo iiiiit. you can do foils with them too! (mine’s a Scotch brand, it was like twenty bucks, and it’s still rolling strong after 4 years.)

dooo iiiiit. you can do foils with them too! (mine’s a Scotch brand, it was like twenty bucks, and it’s still…

I will probably never buy a label maker, because I have an ink jet printer. And a laser. And a thermal (for 4x6 postage labels) printer. And a laminator. And many, many xacto knives and cutting mats and paper cutters and fancy edging scissors and a circle cutter (which is amazing). And white full-sheet labels,…

I will probably never buy a label maker, because I have an ink jet printer. And a laser. And a thermal (for 4x6…

Oh man I’ve got one of those bookmarked. YESSSSSSS. Embossing! Without the fussy powder and heat wand thing!

Oh man I’ve got one of those bookmarked. YESSSSSSS. Embossing! Without the fussy powder and heat wand thing!

Elon Musk and Grimes cannot name their child X Æ A-12 because the state of California will not allow numbers or symbols to be used in a name.

100% thought “Carashley” was some manner of translation of BabyMusk’s name.

I like how the cabinets are constructed in that top one, with their central panels of contrasting ... grasscloth or whatever that is (more likely particle board with a plastic finish mimicking grasscloth)? They’d probably be a bastard to keep looking clean, tho. Hate everything else about it. Lots of white and light…