Now our jobs as ‘true jaops’ is to continue saying “well, if they bring back the GT350 with a manual, I’ll be first in line at the dealer buying one.”

This is a bummer. I would much rather have.GT350 than a GT500. Though, like a true Jalop, as much as I love the GT350, I never bought one.

Well, yeah, his brakes are never going to pass TuV either, so that’s a given.

I blame the 1994 Dodge Ram for this.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

This is the mentality that will kill us all.

Correct. Hellcats are also bad.

200 MPH on FULL SELF DRIVING while I sleep off a hangover, BRO

Would you trust your life to a Tesla while doing 200 mph? I wouldn’t.

Considering how cheap and horrible the interior of a Model 3 already is, I shudder to think of the corners they’ll cut to make a $25k car.

Saying Hi and knowing your employees friggin names is NOT the same thing as “being besties”. The president of my company sure doesn’t have time to chit chat with everybody or “be friends” but he knows HUNDREDs upon HUNDREDs of staff and partner names and says hello by name to every one of us. We’re also forgetting…

Bullshit. Millions of people deal with more stressful jobs every day that matter a hell of a lot more than her and pay a hell of a lot less. No one says she needs to do it with a smile on her face but she sure as shit needs to treat people with respect.

“Doing a show like this and having to interact with hundreds of guests a year must be exhausting.”  Then GET A DIFFERENT JOB.  

Maybe this is why “be kind” is something you do, not something you claim yourself to be.

I'm shocked that I had to scroll this far to see this comment. That car is a 370Z with some SEMA work done to it. 

It’s a heavily facelifted 370z. As a former 350z owner (I really enjoyed it), the interior especially is basically identical, with limited updates suggesting a refresh rather than a new model.

I know the dude is completely loco, but credit where it’s due: He does damn good work.

Okay, I’m convinced now that Tom Cruise is the single largest importer of medicinal cocaine, because he is an immoral time traveler like Keanu Reeves or Bruce Campbell...

12k miles....that’s seriously low expectations.

absolutely agree. Tesla is on my list of “cars to avoid”. Proudly sharing the space with FCA/Jeep and some other Peugeots...