I think that's an accurate comparison, after all at this point the US is considered a third world country.

In this economy, he was probably working as a back up camera smh

I spent a few hours cleaning the driveway, removing tires from roofs, putting bent axles and water pumps into the bed of my Comanche to later be taken to the scrap heap, and organizing the tools that had been laying all over the driveway. The place looks legitimately good now.

I give it another 6 months until the city sends you another warning for the exact same thing. Stop hoarding shit. 

This is fact based, logical & prudent; David, adopt and proceed at speed.

while I love your stories, and am continually astonished by your fanatical dedication to some of the worst cars ever built, you are every homeowner’s nightmare neighbor.

amazed that your neighbors called the town rather than paying a visit with a gas can and a match.

please either get help or 40 acres where your…

That is a wordy way of saying they threw you an intervention, but however you need to sell it to yourself.

May not be wise to admit on a public platform that you’re likely still not in compliance. Particularly if the compliance officer was otherwise willing to look the other way.

There were tools and car parts strewn everywhere

I feel like one of the Cherokees, the Commanche, the Golden Eagle, should all go. That’ll leave him with 4 cars at his house.

hordes dont think they are doing wrong

Definitely.

You still have eight cars you have to deal with? I drove past on my way home yesterday and it looked like you’re having a house party and all of your friends arrived in barely road legal Jeeps.

It’s not so good for the purpose of limiting the spread of Covid-19. While it protects the wearer somewhat from inhaling particles, it has a free-breathe exhaust valve, so if he has Covid-19 he will be passing it along just fine. 

I’m just going to say this because I think I should: Spending hours and hours on a plane right now is not the best idea. At all. And yes- I feel you, wanting to see your parents. I haven’t seen my parents in a long time either and don’t plan on doing so until the pandemic is over. And they live in the US. In fact my…

He’s an international man of misery.

If he tries to bring this home, I say we pack up and head to Michigan for an intervention.

Your addiction to old, broken cars has gone international.  

(/me reads David Tracy headline beginning “I just bought...”)