This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

“Can be used by driver or front passenger, or both”

If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

how big of a bowl? if they eat the whole thing, do I refill it? how many times do I refill it?

If this sugar and plastic pile burns down it’ll probably caramelize.

Starred you because I’ve never understood unmarked police cars used for traffic stops. The whole point is safety right? So what do speeding people do when they see marked police cars?  That’s right, slow down.  Unmarked police cars doing traffic stops is about money, pure and simple.

Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(

This strangely reminds me of one of my childhood movies Blank Check(1994).

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

why a police vehicle should be held responsible for running over someone

He had to start doing lots of online things to distract from all his various connections to Ghislaine Maxwell and the entire Epstein orbit.

Gonna need this image a lot in these comments I think.

Be honest, you’re not mad that there’s “politics” on Jalopnik, you’re mad because there’s politics you don’t agree with on Jalopnik.

STFU. And then STFU again. Fucking idiot.

I would also accept “beaten to a bloody pulp”.

I’d hate to be in a dealerships evil shoes.

With production coming back online but consumer confidence down (way down) and incomes also down (also way down) they will soon have a glut of inventory and will probably be putting thousands on the hood just to move them. If you are secure in your job and current vehicle, I’d just wait them out.

I mean this narrative is self-evidently false. Even on the golf course, the president is always accompanied by the guy with the nuclear launch codes, and of course, multiple Secret Service agents. His location is known at all times because of course it has to be - he’s the fucking President of the United States. He’s…

I don’t think fajitas traditionally come with cheese. In Texas, I’m gonna assume they do because almost every Mexican restaurant that I’ve eaten has fajitas (no cheese) on the menu and then “fajitas texanos” which has damn near every protein in the kitchen as well as cheese so I figure that must be the style in Texas.

The definition of tex mex is regular mex covered in velveeta, so yes.