There’s no perfect victim, especially when apologists will only keep moving the goalposts.

Over-sensationalized is an understatement. Totally irrelevant to the current situation is more like it. She could have beat her ex to the point of sending her to the hospital and that still wouldn’t mean she was immune from abuse herself in a different relationship.

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

I had so many good things happen to me this morning, and then this happened.

Keira’s thing is to hide who you are and I don’t think you can be an actor and do that.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

I’m sorry but this is devil magic and that wine glass clearly holds the blood of a possessed real housewife

She probably went to a divorce lawyer well before the filing and the lawyer filed the papers on that date without knowing. It’s not like rich people just go and file for divorce personally.

Not stain resistant enough, I’ll bet.

Right but why do it right when his mom dies? Why not wait a few weeks just to be decent or at least so people don’t talk about the timing.

Kylie had been bankrolling Tyga for well over a year”

Alexis Levine has just graduated from high school and intends to join the Army as soon as she turns eighteen. Her dream is to become a sniper, just like her often absent father. During routine weapons practice, she meets Mark Steel, the head of a small team of agents who work for a mysterious organization. He needs…

That looks hilariously awful.

Hey now! Just because the guy didn’t pronounce the r’s at the end of some of his words doesn’t mean he’s Ben Affleck, he could just be drunk or practicing for an audition for a Boston based episode of Criminal Minds...

“I’ve actually even been told by like seven psychics that I’M psychic.” -Kendall Jenner [E! Online

raiding that Alias closet.

Faye Dunaway brought her food scale to Cannes and weighed every bite.

“I’ve actually even been told by like seven psychics that I’M psychic.” - Kendall Jenner

This is the most CW show that could possibly exist. We’ve reached Peak CW, folks.

Because the Sunday Dirt Bag seems the most appropriate place for it; here’s Kate Upton & Justin Verlander feeding penguins at the Detroit Zoo